Debbie Schlussel: Another Halloween Costume: Tampon Man Now Islam's Envoy to U.S.
Remember Tampon Man a/k/a Prince Charles of Great Britain?
Yup. That one. The Prince who, in taped phone conversations, told Camilla Parker Bowles--with whom he was allegedly cheating on Princess Diana--that he wished he was Camilla's tampon and wanted to "live inside your [Camilla's] trousers." Read the whole sleazy royal "conversation" between Camilla and Prince Tampon, here.
Now, Tampon Man is wearing an interesting new Halloween costume--Islam's envoy to America. He told the Telegraph of London that the purpose of his visit, tomorrow, with President Bush is to impress upon Bush the virtues of Islam. Apparently, Prince Tampon doesn't think the President and his Karen Hughes (State Dept's chief panderer to Islamic world) have pandered enough to Islamists who want to destroy us.
And what a surprise, fellow Brit and HAMAS fundraiser (and U.S. No Fly List resident) Yusuf Islam a/k/a Cat Stevens just loves Prince Tampon.
In any event, we think the choice of the Tampon Prince as the latest, most prominent envoy for Islam speaks for itself.
Can you blame Tampon Man for exalting Islam? It is the fastest growing religion (and Arabs are the fastest growing ethnic group) in the United Kingdom. There are 11 times as many Muslims as there are Jews in Britain, for example. It is the shekels of these Muslims, who have invested heavily in Britain and own a great deal of its businesses and properties (like the Al-Fayed family which owns Harrod's), that fund the lifelong millions in welfare to keep the inbred Tampon Prince living in style without ever having held a job.
Plus, there is that Arab Muslim (son of Al-Fayed) who took his whiny, glorified high school drop-out ex-wife out of his life forever, so he'd be free to be with Camilla.
In America, too, we have people who do the bidding of sugar daddies. But we don't call them "Prince." We call them prostitutes. Most of them, however, haven't made recorded pronouncements about the virtues of being someone else's tampon.
Posted by Debbie on October 31, 2005 11:47 AM to Debbie Schlussel