Debbie Schlussel: Chick Will Win "Biggest Loser" Finale Tonight


By Debbie Schlussel

Not that you care a thing about reality TV--and if you're reading this site, you shouldn't (we don't)--but we know who will win the anti-fat show, "The Biggest Loser," tonight.

No, we don't watch this silly show, though we like anything that makes annoying fat people get thin. But we couldn't help but notice a big hint in the constant NBC promotions for tonight's finale of the show. In a pixelated vision of the winner, they forgot to pixelate out the high heels. Since there are only two men and one woman left--and we assume the men are not transvestites who favor heels--it must be that the woman won the show.

UPDATE: Oops! When we're wrong, we're wrong. On two counts. We watched the finale of this show, tonight, and actually liked it a whole lot (much more than the one or two episodes we watched). Very uplifting. And we were wrong about the woman winning. They played a trick in the commercial, and we fell for it. One of the men won.


Posted by Debbie on November 29, 2005 10:50 AM to Debbie Schlussel