Debbie Schlussel: Are Sports THIS Important?


By Debbie Schlussel

We like sports as much as the next person. But--come on--are they really this important?:

* Is Going to the Superbowl Worth 4.5 Years in Prison?:

Tank Carter thinks so, apparently. The brother of Pittsburgh Steelers safety Tyrone Carter will now do 4 1/2 extra years in prison for not reporting to jail in January for a six-month term. But, hey, he got to party with Snoop Dogg. Whatta dummy.

* Is Winning a Prison System Softball Tournament Worth Possible Jail-Time and Ripping off Taxpayers?

Apparently, the Florida Department of Corrections and Mark Guerra think so. In order to win a Dept. of Corrections softball tournament, prison guards arranged for Guerra, a former minor league baseball player, to have a phantom job on the Dept. of Corrections payroll.

Now he must pay $1,400 restitution and complete 50 hours of community service. He faced possible jail-time.

Sometimes, winning is NOT everything . . . or even Vince Lombardi's only thing.


Posted by Debbie on March 23, 2006 03:47 PM to Debbie Schlussel