Debbie Schlussel: Three America-Hating Senators Walk Into a Bar . . . : Caption Contest

By Debbie Schlussel

Recently, the Detroit Free Press held a caption contest using the first photo, below. We found and liked the second photo from USA Today, apparently taken at the same Senate hearing. Both photos include the people we'd least like to see as President.

We note that one of the people below is the same one that Mid-East Scholar of Skank, Sharon Stone, thinks is "sexy." We think that the second photo, especially, shows real "sex appeal" . . . or something.

We've posted our captions. What are yours?

So, Three America-Hating Senators Walk Into A Bar . . .(Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images)

So, Two America-Hating Senators, Ms. Sexy Thang, and a KlansmanWalk Into A Bar . . .(Photo by Tim Dillon/USA Today)

Posted by Debbie on March 30, 2006 04:32 PM to Debbie Schlussel