Debbie Schlussel: His Ego Size?: A Caption Contest

By Debbie Schlussel

The Detroit Free Press had a caption contest using this photo. But the paper refused to print any captions involving Monica Lewinsky or Bill Clinton's sex life, and that's no fun. Given the man and his pose in the photo, it invites only that kind of caption.

For the record, the portrait of Bill Clinton does NOT feature a wedding ring (though the real-life version standing in front of it is wearing one). What's your suggested caption? For the time being, we can't think of any good ones.

(Photo by Haraz N. Ghanbari/Associated Press) "Yasser Said My Foreign Policy Was This Big; So Did Monica." -or- "My New Life as a Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Contest Judge is So Much More Fulfilling." -or- "Now That I've Removed Soda Machines From America's Schools, We Can Put 'em in My House. Oval Office Desk or Not, I Dig Visits from Fat Chicks." -or- Basic Instinct 3, Male Co-Star Audition -or- "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp"
Posted by Debbie on May 4, 2006 11:12 PM to Debbie Schlussel