Debbie Schlussel: Thanks, U.N., for the Tip
Yet more evidence that your U.N. dollar buys you less. And why the U.S. should end its practice as the U.N.'s highest paying John.
A U.N. report says that the world's deserts are under threat from global warming as never before because there's a "lack of water" and "parched regions." Allegedly, this lack of water and parchness is making wildlife face dramatic changes.
Gee, doesn't seem to be hurting Vegas. But then, it's civilized.
Since much of the world's deserts are dominated by Islamo-fascists and poisonous snakes (oops, was that redundant?), we really wouldn't mind if they had less water (see the alleged "global warming" has its good uses). But they never had much water to begin with. It's a D-E-S-E-R-T.
A lack of water, scarce water supplies, and parched regions in a desert? NO WAY! Just incredible. Next, the U.N. will be telling us that ice cream is cold and soup is hot (unless it's fruit soup).
Thanks for the tip, Kofi, baby. And just how much did we pay for this piece of rocket science?
Posted by Debbie on June 7, 2006 03:25 PM to Debbie Schlussel