Debbie Schlussel: Buh-Bye 2-Fer: Palestinian ZARQAWI DEAD; Oil Prices Drop; MUST SHOW BODY to Islamic World; 1 Down, 1 Billion Qaeda Fans to Go
Ding-Dong, the Wicked Witch is Dead!
Splendid news this morning: Al-Qaeda leader (who basically took over where Bin Laden left off) Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi is dead. U.S. air strikes took the Islamic Long John Silver down. (And don't forget, he was PALESTINIAN. Ever hear any Palestinians say, "I'm embarrassed he's Palestinian"? Didn't think so.)
Score not One but Two for the Great Satan Infidels. Since he's dead, oil prices are dropping, Bloomberg News reports.
Since the Islamic World is populated by a cornucopia of conspiracy theorists, we will have to do the Uday/Qusay sew-up job and show his body on television. That will be the only way to convince the few convinceables that Zarqawi is really dead, and that it is not an evil Zionist plot to take attention away from the Haditha relative paper-cut.
And while this is cause for celebration and a huge symbolic/moral victory, it's still a drop of water in the ocean of Al-Qaeda supporters. We still have charities, right here in the U.S. (like, right near my home), that are apparently funding the insurgents, and yet feds like U.S. Attorney Stephen Murphy III and ICE Michigan/Ohio Chief Brian Moskowitz a/k/a "Abu Moskowitz" refuse to go after them (and are even partying with them!).
So with Zarqawi, it is One Down, Over 1 billion Muslim Qaeda Supporters Left to "Serve." Don't think so? Then, you forgot this hot Palestinian centerfold, who represents the vast majority like her throughout the "Arab Street" (and Muslim Street). And, again, don't forget that, like her, Zarqawi was NOT an Iraqi but a Palestinian from the Jordanian town of Zarqa (thus, the nickname, Al-Zarqawi, "The Zarqan").
And don't forget this picture, below, either. Bury Zarqawi in pig skin (some nice antique American football covers would do).
Posted by Debbie on June 8, 2006 05:57 AM to Debbie Schlussel