Debbie Schlussel: Get a Clue: Chertoff, Gonzalez, Mueller, et al Need to Play Terrorist Wheel of Fortune


By Debbie Schlussel

So British authorities, Homeland Security Chief Michael Chertoff, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, and FBI Director Robert Mueller still won't properly identify the Brits in the terror plot or other terrorists in our midst. They won't properly identify Egyptian "student" aliens who fled into the great American abyss. They all have one thing in common.

Here's a hint--one of these guys fasted for Ramadan during the height of the high school football season:

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The Dearbornistan Boys:
Islamic Terrorists Ali Houssaiky and Osama Sabhi Abulhassan
(Read about them here and here.)

Now maybe you can figure it out, guys:

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Terrorist Wheel of Fortune by David Lunde

Here's another one:

"R - L - G - - N OF P - - CE"

That one, they seem to know well. (Hint: We call it "RoP" for brevity in extreme ephemisms.)

They still don't get it, but at least their boss, President Bush, finally does. Yesterday, he called them "Islamic fascists." Well, it's about time. Better too late than never.


Posted by Debbie on August 11, 2006 07:35 AM to Debbie Schlussel