Debbie Schlussel: Cornucopia of Ahmadinejad: Is Iran's Loony Prez a Shrimpy Metrosexual? Int'l Whores for Mahmoud
Besides his madness, his anti-Semitism, his hatred of America, and his desire to hurriedly bring on doomsday, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has a huge ego. And he's short. And he's also a metrosexual.
In an exclusive TIME Magazine interview with Ahmadinejad--ominously titled "A Date With a Dangerous Mind"--we learn about Mahmoud the Madman's love for clothes and the way he looks. He even has a name for his favorite "trademark" jacket. We also learn that at only 5'4", the diminutive one may have a Napoleon's complex:
He is wearing blue-gray trousers, black loafers and the trademark tan jacket that even he calls his "Ahmadinejad jacket." He mutters something to himself as he settles into an aging leather chair with bad springs. For a moment, he seems irked by the chair, perhaps because it makes him seem even smaller than his 5 ft. 4 in., but soon he's smiling, prodding, leaning forward to make his points.
Apparently, no-one in America told him that the "Ahmadinejad jacket" is generally referred to here as a "Members Only Jacket" and that he's the last member (thanks to Gwyneth Paltrow's character in "Shallow Hal" for that one). We also learn, not surprisingly, that the man is just plain in love with himself:
Over the course of the 45-minute interview, he was serious, smiling and cocky--evidence of a self-assurance that borders on arrogance. His brown eyes locked onto mine when he made a point about Iran's nuclear program. His rhetoric was measured, but he was adamant on the issues that have made him so controversial.
Here's the "Debbie's Notes" (sorry, Cliff) version of the interview with Mahmoud the Mad:
* More Holocaust denial, more anti-Semitism, and support for the Palestinians;
* George Bush needs to change his behavior, not me;
* Christians act unChristian, "Death to America" doesn't really mean "Death to America," various unbelievable definitions of what it really means;
* I'm against nukes. I just make them for a hobby in my free time;
* I didn't need to visit the WTC site--I saw it on TV. Translation: Who cares about those dead Americans? It's a start.
As he left the interview, we learned that Aikenized, Seacrested, Manilowed (oops!--evil Zionist singer alert) girlie-man Ahmadinejad is still worried about his clothes and still in love with himself:
Ahmadinejad bolted from the room, swapped his jacket for a suit coat and climbed into a Mercedes. As the car pulled away, he sat in the back with an aide, smiled one more time and threw us a final wave.
It's good to be King. Or dictator elected President in a fake election in an Islamic Republic with nukes.
On another Ahmadinejad note, today's Wall Street Journal reports that France, Germany, Russia, and China don't want sanctions against Iran because they are doing a lot of business with the Iranians. China sells them trucks, Russia sells them cars built by France's Peugeot-Citroen. Not in the article is the belief that Germany even released the Hezbollah murderer of Navy Diver Robert Stethem to please Iran (and gain the release of a German chick who moved to Iraq and became a Muslimah).
These countries are a bunch of whores. Plain and simple. Once again, we Americans are on our own. On 9/11, they attacked us. No-one else. And we will have to fight this war against Islamic terror and extremists on our own.
Don't ever forget that this is the man we are dealing with . . . and to whom they are whoring themselves out:
Posted by Debbie on September 20, 2006 11:12 AM to Debbie Schlussel