Debbie Schlussel: U.S. To North Korea: You'd Better Not Test Nukes OR . . .
Or . . . or . . . or, we'll get very angry and . . . do nothing, says top U.S. nuclear negotiator, Assistant Secretary of State Christopher Hill:
It isn't in anyone's interest. We will not accept a nuclear state.
Noth Korea is about to test its Nukes, this weekend. And that's all we can do.
Like those empty words will make any difference to Kim Jong Il. Score another zero for the captain of the U.S. Olympic "Speak Loudly and Carry a Toothpick" Team.
Brings yet more renewed memories of "Team America: World Police's" puppet version of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il. He asked U.S. Weapons Inspector Hans Blix what the U.N. would do if he didn't cooperate. Blix told him they'd send a very angry letter.
Kim fed Blix to his pet shark. Glug, glug, glug. Gasp.
As we'd said before, perhaps a talking to from Michael Jordan might be more effective.
Posted by Debbie on October 6, 2006 04:06 PM to Debbie Schlussel