Debbie Schlussel: Slut Nation Karma Bites Eminem in the Ass
Thankfully, we haven't heard a lot from rapper Eminem in a good while. But now he's back in the news, and it's a great little taste of karma (for him, not us). He got in a fight with a child in his charge over her slutty clothes, apparently.
After recently wrapping a video shoot with 50 Cent in Michigan's old Ionia State Prison, the sheriffs were called to Em's estranged wife Kim's home in Macomb Township, a Detroit suburb.

It seems that Marshall Mathers (Eminem's real name) got into a fight with his niece, of whom he is legal guardian, and he tapped her on the head. In the police report,
the niece said Mathers threatened to kill her and that after "poking me in the head" he appeared to raise his hand as if to strike her.
The story was mostly about how Em won't be charged. But buried deep in the Detroit Free Press story is the reason Eminem got into a fight with her.
Eminem said he and his 13-year-old niece
were arguing over the girl's "school clothing."
Hmmm . . . he raps to your sons and daughters about gang-raping his ten-year-old sister and murdering and chopping up his wife. Some of his videos and those of the rappers in "D-12" that he bankrolls rap endlessly about sluts and hos in slutty clothes, whose likenesses are also featured on their videos. And don't forget that Eminem and the slutty woman he has sex with in the middle of an auto factory in his movie, "8 Mile."
Yet, now he's in a fight with his teen niece, whom he's raising, about her "school clothing."
Ain't karma grand?
Posted by Debbie on October 10, 2006 09:54 AM to Debbie Schlussel