Debbie Schlussel: Fat & Happy: Michael Moore is Back to Gloat

By Debbie Schlussel

Remember flabulous filmmaker Michael Moore's recent plea to help the Dems win the mid-term elections. Well, now, he's back to gloat.

Here's the beginning of his hypocritical, moralistic lecture (We're his "brothers and sisters"). Love the part where he tells us what he and the Dems will "do to us"--is that a threat?:

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006

A Liberal's Pledge to Disheartened Conservatives ...by Michael Moore

To My Conservative Brothers and Sisters,

I know you are dismayed and disheartened at the results of last week's election. You're worried that the country is heading toward a very bad place you don't want it to go. Your 12-year Republican Revolution has ended with so much yet to do, so many promises left unfulfilled. You are in a funk, and I understand.

Well, cheer up, my friends! Do not despair. I have good news for you. I, and the millions of others who are now in charge with our Democratic Congress, have a pledge we would like to make to you, a list of promises that we offer you because we value you as our fellow Americans. You deserve to know what we plan to do with our newfound power -- and, to be specific, what we will do to you and for you.

Thus, here is our Liberal's Pledge to Disheartened Conservatives:

Dear Conservatives and Republicans, . . . .

Blechhhhh! Read the rest at your own blood pressure peril.

Thanks to Reader Casey for the tip.

Posted by Debbie on November 15, 2006 11:22 AM to Debbie Schlussel