Debbie Schlussel: Live (On Tape) From Madonnastan
Given the Europeans' love for all things Madonna, all things effeminate, and all things surrendering to Islam, I've coined a new term for Europe: Madonnastan.
The Madonna concert broadcast on NBC, Thanksgiving Eve, said it all. It's emblematic of what Europe is all about, these days. I forced myself to watch some of it, and tried in vain to find a straight man or even a solitary woman in the crowd. Both were not to be seen. A lot of sweaty effeminate looking wimps in wife-beater tank tops, though.
Washed up here, Europe loves the extreme botoxed aging pop star resembling a drag queen who did too much yoga and fake Kabbalah. Europe loves her little can't-we-all-just-get-along dances with washboard-ab endowed, gay, look-alike dancers with Islam and Judaism tattoos.
As for the rest of us, we ain't buying this dated, '80s pre-9/11, cheesy tripe.
For all the hype over NBC's broadcast of has-been Madonna's European concert and whether the network would show her hoisted on the cross (fortunately, the network declined after much protest), the concert was a total flop in the ratings, here in much-saner America.
The New York Times reports that "Madonna: The Confessions Tour, Live From London" finished fourth, with a paltry 4.8 million viewers.
We're tired of Skank-donna. Frankly, when we've already seen and heard every inch of her, there's no mystery--or curiosity--left. She's just another self-absorbed American woman (who hates America) soon to turn 50. Who cares?
Even William Shatner's awful "Show Me the Money" game show beat her.
And, pretty soon, Europe--paying far too much attention to Madonna and far too little attention to the Islamofascist takeover all around--will be beaten, too.
And we're not talking Madonna's whips or spankings to her gay dancers. So long, Madonnastan.
Posted by Debbie on November 27, 2006 10:25 AM to Debbie Schlussel