Debbie Schlussel: Fitness Mosque: New Islamofascist Kowtow Rules for Your Gym

By Debbie Schlussel

In the wake of Dhimmified gym "Fitness USA" and its various problems with Islamist customers (to whom it always eventually bows) (details here, here, here, and here), a site call Fitness Business Pro informs all fitness and gym professionals the "right way" to bend over and spread 'em for Islamofascist customers:

Privacy Tips

Here are some tips for health clubs that serve a large Muslim community:

1. Since some Muslim women are not allowed to answer the phone at home, refrain from leaving them phone messages.

Fitness Mosque USA(Artwork by David Lunde)

2. If you're expecting service or delivery men to stop by your club, let your female Muslim members know in advance so they can cover their heads with scarves or hijabs or have a staff member watch the door or window.

3. Consider allowing your female Muslim members to wear T-shirts and nylon pants while swimming or designating a women-only time in the pool.

Fricking Absurd. (Thanks to reader Robert C. for the tip.) We'll add another rule for the gyms that do these things:

4. Say the Shehadah (Islamic "Oath of Martyrdom" that converts you to Islam), and say, "Thank you, Master. May I have another."

Posted by Debbie on December 6, 2006 01:45 PM to Debbie Schlussel