Debbie Schlussel: So Sad, Too Bad: Celeb Attacks America, Gets Burned


By Debbie Schlussel

G-d works in mysterious ways.

Remember Maggie Gyllenhaal, the hideous movie star who said America is to blame for 9/11 and deserved it?:

Because I think America has done reprehensible things and is responsible in some way.

Well, her holiday vacation went up in flames, literally. She and brother Jake Gyllenhaal were burned out of their vacation at Northern California's Manka's Inverness Lodge when a fire started there, early Wednesday Morning, after a tree fell and hit a water heater. Call that "Brokeback Burned Vacation."

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I feel sorry for the lodge's co-owner, Daniel DeLong. But silly reporters feel more sorry for the Gyllenhaal brats, who had "to brave the wind and cold."

So sad, too bad.

. . . Because I think Maggie Gyllenhaal has done reprehensible things and is responsible in some way.


Posted by Debbie on December 29, 2006 11:21 AM to Debbie Schlussel