Debbie Schlussel: WNBA: Confucius Say . . .
If a tree falls in a forest, but no-one was there to hear it, did it actually make a sound?
If a substandard, pretend basketball league holds a draft but no-one noticed, did it really happen?
Yup, yesterday, that Weird Nuisance Brought on America, that Waste of National Broadcast Airtime, held a draft. Several people with women's chromosomes (allegedly), brush cuts, lots of muscles, and at least 6'7" in height were chosen to handle a striped circus ball at sideshows in empty stadiums across America.
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Posted by Debbie on April 5, 2007 02:17 PM to Debbie Schlussel