Debbie Schlussel: Flabulous Filmmaker vs. Sexy Starlet: Michael Moore Investigated; Why Not Charlize Theron?
So, flabulous fake-umentary maker Michael Moore is under investigaton by the Department of Treasury's Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC) for making the upcoming docu-fakery, "Sicko," in Cuba, apparently without a license.
I'm all for that investigation. But, one question: Did actress Charlize Theron have a license to travel to Cuba for her fake-umentary, "East of Havana" (about Cuban hip-hop)?
I mean, this is one case where there may be discrimination against fat people. Why can't OFAC investigate BOTH of them? Why should Theron get away with possibly violating our travel embargo on Cuba, just because she's thinner and attractive?
We conservatives believe in equal treatment and true equality for the pale, calorically-endowed and the excessively Mystic-Tanned, calorically-deprived.
What's good for the goose, is good for the Theron. Send your letters suggesting a Theron investigation to:
U.S. Department of the Treasury
Office of Foreign Assets Control
Attention: John Dickie
1500 Pennsylvania Ave., NW (Annex)
Washington, DC 20220
Posted by Debbie on May 10, 2007 10:56 AM to Debbie Schlussel