Debbie Schlussel: Winning Indy Isn't So Great If You're Mr. Ashley Judd
Worst thing about Scottish Formula One race car driver Dario Franchitti winning the Indianapolis 500 over the weekend: He's married to the insufferably annoying, preachy lefty actress, Ashley Judd.
If you saw him just after he won, you'd have thought Judd won the Indy 500, not the race car driver, who will forever (as long as he's married to her) be known as Mr. Ashley Judd. Sad: The first Scotsman since the '60s to win Indy, but yet completely eclipsed and upstaged by his B-list actress in-your-face wife.
Best thing about his win: This hilarious sub-headline from USA Today that says it all. Yup, we know who wears the pants in this couple . . .
Posted by Debbie on May 29, 2007 03:58 PM to Debbie Schlussel