Debbie Schlussel: And The "Sexiest Man Alive" 2007 is . . . Jimmy Kimmel?
Well, no, it's not Jimmy. It's actually the far more unsexy, leftist, anti-troops Matt Damon, as arbitrarily determined for all mankind's women by some gay writers at People Magazine.
But, still, People asked Jimmy in its "Sexiest" issue--on stands Friday (as if you cared)--what he would do in the unlikely chance he was picked as "The Sexiest Man Alive". His answers:
* "I would call Brad Pitt (Sexiest Man Alive 1995, 2000) just to laugh at him, hang up and continue laughing like a maniac."* "I'd never wear a shirt. Not to the bank. Not to the mailbox."
* "I'd make back hair the new fashion 'do.' "
* "I would decoupage the walls of my house with thousands of my 'Sexiest' magazine covers."* "I'd charge people $4 to look at my face, $2 for seniors."
* "I would call George Clooney (Sexiest Man Alive 1997, 2006) every day and ask, 'Hey George, I forgot, who is the Sexiest Man Alive again? Oh that's right, it's me.' "
Posted by Debbie on November 15, 2007 02:21 PM to Debbie Schlussel