Debbie Schlussel: Videos of the Day: Nickelodeon Theme Song for Jamie-Lynn Spears Teen Preggers Special
On Wednesday, my column contrasted Nickelodeon's applause for teen single mom-to-be Jamie-Lynn Spears with NBC's more proper treatment of the late Dana Plato. I wrote about how incredible Nickelodeon's pro-Spears statements were. Well, now, there's more--it's getting worse. Linda Ellerbee--who's made a career of awful anti-American and pro-Islam "news" specials on the network--will host a teen pregnancy special on Nickelodeon, focusing on the younger Spears. Like I said Wednesday, cross this network off your children's viewing.
Here's my suggestion for the theme song of this Nickelodeon Jamie-Lynn Spears Baby Mama special (first video). I used to think it as the theme song of randy ICE official Brian "Abu Moskowitz" Moskowitz. But it's simply perfect as the Spears family anthem, as is the absolutely HILARIOUS Mad TV spoof of it below ("Hey, Syphilis Girl") (second video). Hint, it's "sung" by Nelly Furtado and Timbaland:
"Chivalry is Dead. . . . I Want You on My Team. So Does Everybody Else."
"Did You Get it From Me . . . Or Did I Get it From You?"
Posted by Debbie on December 21, 2007 12:55 PM to Debbie Schlussel