Debbie Schlussel: Barack HUSSEIN Obama Hate-Mail of the Day
SHHHHHHHHHHHH! Don't you know that you can't mention the name Barack Hussein Obama and the I-word, ISLAM, in the same sentence? You should know better than To. Do. This.
Gee, with such eloquent verbalizers on his side, he's sure to win the White House . . . and fulfill the prophesy of "Idiocracy" about who will occupy Da Oh-val Awfizz:
From: good man ihateextremist@yahoo.comDate: Jan 9, 2008 9:33 AM
Subject: you are a piece of shit
To: writedebbie@gmail.com
your article on Barack being a muslim is a load of shit.. shut your dirty and smell mouth off, PLEASE..
SHUT UP or HELLLLLLL fanatic idiot...
Grammar, spelling, and words with more than four letters and one syllable sold separately.
Seriously, is this e-mail from the dude who wore that HE HATE ME jersey in the XFL and then went back to delivering pizza? Just askin'.
Well, if it really is a load of that, I hope they didn't have low flow toilet at the home of his father, his step-father, his Muslim school (where he identified himself as a Muslim and studied the Koran), his mosque, and his siblings' (all of whom are Muslims) homes. That's a lot of flushing to do and a lot of water wasted in this dire time of global warming.
I wish I could play some theme music for this e-mail. Something like this . . .
Posted by Debbie on January 10, 2008 12:05 AM to Debbie Schlussel