Debbie Schlussel: Photo of the Day and Caption Contest
While reading the paper recently, this photo just jumped out at me . . . for obvious reasons. Please post your best proposed captions in the comments section. Mine are below the pic.

Spring Training for Lewinsky-Fest '08
Garbage in, Garbage Out
Eat Like Hillary, Get HillaryCare
Presidential Campaign Life is Like Ice Cream, You Never Know When It's Gonna Melt
I did NOT Have Sex with That Ice Cream
The Ben & Jerry Presidential Ticket is Losing
A Triple Scoop of Whitewater Crunch, Vast Rocky Road Conspiracy & Travelgate Fudge
Chelsea's Pimp Takes An Ice Cream Break
Posted by Debbie on February 15, 2008 04:33 PM to Debbie Schlussel