Debbie Schlussel: Silicone Pot--Kettle--Black: Pamela Anderson Calls Meat Eater "Whore"
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Wow, I never thought I'd take the side of vapid airhead Jessica Simpson, but in this case it's warranted. I like the T-shirt, too. From Us Magazine:
Low class, as usual, for this peroxided aging human flotation device.
Um, is it just me, or is walking sperm depository Pamela Anderson clearly the last person who should be calling anyone a "whore"? And because the person eats meat? Huh? By that definition, most women in the world are whores . . . but not Pamela Anderson?
So, to summarize:
* Making sex videos, sleeping around and getting Hepatitis C from it, posing nude in Playboy a million times, getting a gazillion tattoos and size Double Z breast implants--Not a Whore.
* Eating meat--Definitely a Whore.
Hello . . . ?
What a hypocrite and a sleazebag Pamela Anderson is--as if we didn't already know. Very typical of the animal rights movement attitude.
Oh, and in case you're wondering, you can purchase the "Real Girls Eat Meet" t-shirts here and here. It's surely an improvement over Simpson's past confusion over "Chicken of the Sea."
Please, Pam, go back to making great TV masterpieces like "Baywatch" and "Stripperella."
**** UPDATE: Reader David from Alaska writes:
Does Pamela Anderson understand that animals eat meat too? Or is this something that while representing PETA missed her grasp?I am willing to send Pamela a bumper sticker from Alaska if she would like, "Eat Moose-One Million Wolves Can't Be Wrong".
Pamela is just jealous of Jessica since Jessica does not have a C.D.C. rating of "bio-hazard".
Exactly. And don't forget, her breast implants ain't exactly biodegradable. That's in addition to her being the most used piece of equipment in the gym and a walking disease incubator.
Posted by Debbie on July 23, 2008 11:34 AM to Debbie Schlussel