Debbie Schlussel: President Bush Wishes You a Happy Ramadan
Well, at least he didn't do it from the Republican National Convention floor. Thank Heaven for small favors. I've added my own commentary in brackets. And by the way, no matter who replaces Bush, this pandering message will continue:
I send greetings to Muslims observing Ramadan in America and around the globe.The holy month of Ramadan is a special time of prayer, fasting, and service [DS: and Muslims killing each other and, later in the year, trampling each other to death on the Hajj]. For Muslims, these days commemorate the revelation of God's [DS: allah's, not G-d's] word to the prophet Muhammad [DS: various Jewish and Christian beliefs plagiarized by cultist moongod worshippers] in the form of the Qur'an [DS: and a reminder of their duty to deceive, cheat, and kill infidels, unbelievers, and apostates].
I thank the men and women [DS: second-class chattel possessing uteruses] of the Muslim community for their contributions to America [DS: money laundering, mortgage fraud, Hezbollah protests, immigration fraud, sham marriages, extremism, the shooting at the Seattle JCC, the spread of jihad]. Your love of family [DS: honor killings, forced arranged marriages for underaged daughters, etc.], and gratitude to God [DS: gratitude to allah, disrespect of Christian and Jewish beliefs] have strengthened the moral fabric of our country. Our Nation is stronger [DS: farther along the path of becoming a Muslim nation] and more hopeful [DS: of our chances of committing national suicide] because of the generosity [DS: while they defraud and leech off of Medicaid, welfare, food stamps, etc., they make millions in donations to HAMAS and Al-Qaeda "charities" that fund terrorist attacks], talents [DS: making twin skyscrapers disappear faster than David Copperfield, ability to lie to the FBI, buy disposable cellphones and send them overseas for conversion to IEDs], and compassion [DS: honor killings, harassment of women] of our Muslim citizens [DS: and tens of thousands of Muslim student-visa holders and illegal Muslim aliens, whom I allowed into the U.S., never to leave].Laura and I send our best wishes [DS: and look forward to our upcoming gazillion dollar speaking deals in the Gulf]. Ramadan Mubarak. [DS: Next Ramadan with Barack.]
GEORGE W. BUSH
Exit question: How many Muslims will die at the hand of other "peaceful" Muslims this Ramadan? How many homicide bombings between Muslims in Iraq? Elsewhere in the "peaceful" Muslim world? How many will be trampled to death at the Hajj in Saudi Arabia later on in the Islamic calendar?
I'm putting the toll at between 500 and 1,000 total.
Ramadan . . . the natural selection of Islam, though not quite selective enough.
Posted by Debbie on September 2, 2008 11:09 AM to Debbie Schlussel