Debbie Schlussel: Octo-beard?: Weirdest Facial Hair of the Day
I think Chicago Bulls Center Drew Gooden aspires to overtake Dennis Rodman as weirdest NBA player in history. He wants to be called "The Big Drizzle", whatever that means, and had a weird haircut of a small patch of hair--which he says he tore off of Rasheed Wallace's head--on the back of his head.
Now, the 6'10" player has is sporting this bizarre new beard that has seven or eight tentacles. I call it the "Octobeard", for lack of a better name. The "I'm neither Amish nor a Rabbi" beard, doesn't exactly roll off your tongue.
Let's hope this form of facial hair never becomes a trend like goatees.
Read more about The Big Fo-Shizzle's "mystical beard."
Yup, this guy is strange. Here's his theme song. . .
Posted by Debbie on October 31, 2008 05:14 PM to Debbie Schlussel