Debbie Schlussel: World's Most Famous Overbearing Shrew (& Hubby) Gives You "Sexy" Marriage Advice
Cue the Minnie Riperton music and get out the barf bag. You knew this was coming. But why didn't we get "sexy" marriage advice from Hillary and Bill?
I subscribe to "Women's Health" magazine because they have good workout routines and exercises, as well as healthy recipes. I didn't think my health included banal, obvious, unoriginal "advice" from these two. But I thought wrong. Blechhhh. Oh, and it's not just the fitness mag, it's US Magazine, too.
Hmmm . . . Teamwork, Be Friends, Be Affectionate, Be Funny. I'm sure no married couple has ever heard such unique, insightful marital wisdom before. How ever did she (or her publicist) dream these up? Up next, genius fitness advice from the First Missus: Eat Less, Work Out.
Then, there are Barack's rules, coupled with dumb, unPresidential, goofy photos. Same obvious non-insight: Be There For Your Family, Focus on the Future, Ignore Distractions, blah, blah, blah, etc.
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Musical Accompaniment:
Posted by Debbie on January 5, 2009 03:24 PM to Debbie Schlussel