Debbie Schlussel: No Jackie O: Hey Michelle, Your Threads Are Still Too Tight
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Remember, during the Presidential campaign, when I gave Michelle Obama some advice--"Your clothes are way too tight"?
Well, Ms Thang didn't take it, as evidenced by some of her clothing choices in London, yesterday. Apparently, she actually believes all the baloney hype about how fit she is and how "sexy" her arms (which the exhibitionist loves to show us) are.
FLASHBACK: Michelle Obama's waaaaay toooooo tight Jeans from the late October/early November campaign trail 2008 (please, no jokes about body parts of animals Arabs ride in the desert):
The "new Jackie O"? Not even close. More like Big Booty O.
**** UPDATE: HA! Reader Jennifer, who lives in London, alerted me to this Daily Mail article dissing more of Michelle Hussein Obama's bad, waaaaay tooooooo tight clothing choices. And I think Mrs. Obama's learned a new rule:
When you want to wear too tight clothes and get away with it, make sure you pose with an even fatter chick whose clothes are even tighter. That way everyone will be distracted.
Posted by Debbie on April 2, 2009 02:43 PM to Debbie Schlussel