December 07, 2005

Winnie the Pooh Affirmative Action: Christopher Robin Replaced with Tomboy Chick

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By Debbie Schlussel

Congratulations to "Winnie the Pooh," who has turned 80.

But jeers to Disney for utilizing anti-male affirmative action in "honor" of this milestone. The folks at Disney are replacing Christopher Robin with a 6-year-old girl tomboy.

If they think this feminist affirmative action stunt will help revive interest in "Winnie the Pooh"--and those deluded fools actually do--dream on. The dying nature of this brand is a function of technology--computers, the Internet, interactive games, etc.--not anything to do with liberal social policy or some perceived need to implement it by emasculating everything. This new gambit to replace Christopher Robin is absurd.

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New Female Tomboy Replacement for Christopher Robin
(on the Left, Appropriately)

Even leftist librarians didn't see the need. "This strikes me as a step too far away from the vision of the original books," Kathleen Horning, who trains children's book librarians at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, told USA Today. "Besides, growing up, I had no problem relating to Christopher Robin. He almost had a non-specific gender."

And what would be wrong if he did, indeed, have a strong male gender? Just asking.

Posted by Debbie at December 7, 2005 02:51 PM

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Yeah, that's pretty assinine. Especially since they're changing the original vision of the author.

By the way, here's an intersting article you might like to read regarding BS lawsuits, Debbie:

http://www.pressofatlanticcity.com/news/local/atlantic/v-printer/story/5737585p-5754843c.html

Posted by: Clompo [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 7, 2005 03:51 PM

Debbie, I totally agree with you but isn't His name Christopher Robin?

Posted by: Uncle Tim [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 7, 2005 04:06 PM

In their continuing failure to produce anything original and entertaining, Disney kills off Christopher Robin and brings in a tomboy. And this is going to help boost Pooh's popularity... how?

::rolls eyes:: oi.

Posted by: Jewels [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 7, 2005 04:41 PM

Have they decided upon a new name for Christopher Robin? I wonder what Walt Disney would think of his creation.

Posted by: MichaelRoland [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 7, 2005 05:36 PM

Well, I guess the question now is how will the effeminate-to-gay young boy lobby will react to the replacement of their standard bearer, Christopher Robin.

What's worse, the new future WNBA-fan character or Christopher Robin?

Tough call.

Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 7, 2005 08:53 PM

Is it just me, or does anyone else think the new genderless character looks like "Speedy", the 'plop plop, fizz fizz' Alka Seltzer guy?

With this change, I have officially lost interest in an icon of my youth. I am more inclined to boycott anything to do with the NEW and IMPROVED Winnie the Pooh than embrace it.

Posted by: East Coast Girl [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 12, 2005 11:34 AM

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