This is what happens when mindless, LIBERAL celebrities are fawned over by an equally mindless American public. These Hollywood political morons actually think they're smart. They think so because they've grown accustom to everyone kissing their tuchases. Actually, it's the tuchas, and not the skull, where their brain cell is located.

As for that 7th century barbarian, Taysir Al-Tamimi, let me illustrate from the Qur' an some of what's in store for him when he's no longer terrorizing the planet.

* May he be hollowed out and used as a prophylactic by thorn-cocked Gulbuth The Rampant.

* May be be forced through a wire screen by the callused palms of Halcorym, and then have his entrails wound on a stick and fed to the toothless, foul-breathed swine of Gehenna.

* May his jaw be sheared away by faceless homunculi, then forced to suckle from the 16 poisoned leathern teats of Gophahmet, Whore of Betrayal, until he bursts from an unwholesome engorgement of curdled bile.

* May Iblis The Thrice-Damned twist his limbs into unspeakably obscene shapes. Then skewer him from eye socket to bunghole and place him on a spit so that his flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from his haunches.

* May he vomit wasps, hornets, and live coals. Then fed the boiling feces of traitors.

* May tusked, asp-tongued demons burst his eyeballs and drink the fluid that runs down his face.

* May legions of fang-wombed hags take their pleasure on his carcass.

* May he be sodomized and his bowels shredded by a demonic ejaculate of burning sand.

Hey, they don't call Muhammad a demon-obsessed pedophile for nothing.

You forgot the one where they strap him to a chair, dip his feet in salt and honey and have the animals come and lick them until their stratchy tongues start to tear his softened soles and he gives up the names of the other traitors.

It's only fitting that a real-life schmuck could portray a schmuck so perfectly on TV. I consider it one of the best radio moments I heard last year when you ambushed him on Stern's show last year. L'haim!

And what about the Ottoman methods of sawing people in half and roasting them in kettles? Are those in the Koran too are did they just make those up?

I wonder if these Palestinians know the man behind George Costanza is of Jewish heritage. I also wonder how the Jewish community is taking to Mr. Alexander participating in this type of activity?
Raymond B
www.voteswagon.com

Isn't there some way of taking legal action against J Alexander and brad pitt [mr angelina jolie] for aiding and abetting terrorism? Now I have long been aware of sheikh tamimi's nazi proclivities [look for him in the archives of the Jerusalem Post going back to the 1980s; the Post's archives are available on cd from the time the Post was founded, I believe, circa 1930.]. The costanza character on the Seinfeld show is repulsive. Now, if the real-life costanza wants to follow him, he can. But I'm surprised at how stupid he seems to be by falling for this tamimi pro-mass murder agitator.

Dear Debbie,
About Richard Gere whom you also mention.
Gere came to Ramallah a year ago to tout or pimp the elections for the palestinian authority at that time to the Arabs. He modestly told them:
"I am speaking for the world." Then he said that the "world" wanted them to go vote in the PA elections.
This megalomania is endearing.

I'M WELL AWARE OF THAT--IT IS WHAT MY PREVIOUS COLUMN I LINKED TO IN THIS ENTRY IS ABOUT. http://www.debbieschlussel.com/columns/column010505.shtml
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL

Raymondb: the american jews for the most dig it.That Jason + other media people back the anti- israel thinking gives them just that more assurance that it's ok.And as for the arabs they love it.Means to an end.

Yiddish s; don't brag to much on on debbie's ambush.Because after that show the next two times she was on Arite(the felon {bank heist]-drug user-drunk, 3rd rate comic)DID NOT LET HER SPEAK.or is your memory that selective? And stern had jason back to goof on her more than once without debbie being able to answer.Good radio?

Where in the Koran did you get that loverly prose, Debbie? I recall reading these exact words from the Onion article two weeks after 9/11, Terrorists Surprised to Find Selves In Hell". I thought at the time that it was just the Onion parodizing the Koran, but if that stuff is actually in there, well now, THAT is funny.

Danny,

Debbie took Costanza to school. Who cares what "Mr. Jizz Chest", Artie Lange has to say. He's an ignoramus. The score is still Schlussel 1 - Costanza 0

You are a bad girl Debbie.

A Terrorist Officer and a Gerbilman?

I haven't laughed this hard in ages ... thank you Darling :)

Yidish steel: If you are keeping score then it's Debbie 1,costanza and his pals 3 or more,and that's what is so wrong on many levels. As far as " who cares what mr jizz chest has to say". Millions care and that's my point for a long time now.That many,here on this site, King of all japs.+ others, you included.Felt it's harmless and get a good laugh.There were Many times after her ambush that they at the stern+artie show twested and had a great laugh,but then as I said ,Stern went for the half ass joke where he could have (as in the old days)gotten a good many jokes while still allowing Debbie to get the word out,there is no gray area on how stern has treated Debbie Schlussel in the recent past.For deep deep personal reasons I am 100% behine Debbie and -KNOW- that what she has to teach is one of the most important things for america and little Israel.And I have come to hate stern for his lack.And as for some of the punks that come on this site treating issues she brings to the eye as just a good chance to type back some crap and feel smart.I know it feels good to be able to type on this site knowing Debbie reads it.And yiddish you can't have it both ways with your selective view.Many people didn't get to see the point of what "One Voice" is .And 'one voice' is just one of many many things .For you to ask "Who cares what Arite"has to say Millions do.That's why we are doomed.

Jason Alexander, Jay Scott Greenspan, George Constanza or whatever he's calling himself this week is just one more Hollyweird left-wing whack job. What makes this guy think he's relevant?

He isn't relevant, he's a pimple on the posterior of progress, a dupe of terrorists whose stated goal is to erase Israel and kill infidels.

Alexander is a has been with no future to speak of. Pitt has the brain of a chicken, following after that bimbo from country to country, dragging her adopted kids behind him. If you want to get back at these two morons just boycott their movies and whatever else they do. Before they know it they will be nonentities and no one will be interested in what they have to say. How quickly their tune will change when their cash registers stops singing.

Hey Cool to the End, Don't insult chickens like that. I like chickens. As a matter of fact, I never met a chicken that I didn't eat. And I love chickens of the Kentucky fried nature!!!
Mr Jolie wishes he was as smart as a chicken. Then he'd have half a brain.

TO all you that say this or that media person (star)is not relevant,are a joke.

Help me help you help me help you.

Why pick on poor Jason and Brad?

The same site lists as board members Danny Devito and Natalie Portman.

How about Rhea Perlman? But there is more - MK Colette Avital, Edgar Bronfman Sr., Ephraim Sneh.

Even Nissim Dahan from Shas is there.

So, help me! Why Jason?

Hi Debbie,

I assume that the term "homicide bombers" is your creation? It's brilliant and like all your work, sorely needed!

Thanks,
Terry
Salt Spring Island

Athling,

I laughed when I saw her references to PUTA. If you know Spanish, it's a hoot.

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