March 12, 2006
Vanity Fair's James Wolcott: Neo-Nazi Sharon-Stone-on-Schlussel Fantasy
Uh-oh. Looks like I made Vanity Fair Contributing Editor James Wolcott (and some of his neo-Nazi readers) v-e-e-e-e-ry upset with my comments about Sharon Stone, Mid-East Scholar. He's mad that I called Ms. Stone, "crotch-woman"--so mad that he's alerted us to his Stone-on-Schlussel fantasy (which I assure him is all it will ever be). TMI (Too Much Information), James.
Here's a bit of a reminder to Mr. Wolcott. Guess what Sharon Stone is known for? Don't remember? THIS "acting achievement" is what she is known for (photo below). . . .
So Wolcott's angry I dared call crotchy, "crotch-woman." Next, he'll be mad I called Jenna Jameson a porn star and Larry Flynt a pornographer. Because, well, like Stone, they are all such classy, dignified people, and we can't dare say an undelicate thing about them.
While I'd beg to differ with what Wolcott calls me--"Dairy Queen's answer to Ann Coulter"--I'm not in a position to argue. After all, judging from Mr. Wolcott's appearance, he's clearly a Dairy Queen connoisseur and has obviously dropped far more coin there than at Jenny Craig.
The thing I must, however, take issue with is his comparison of me to MSNBC's Monica Crowley. The pretentious Monica Crowley is an established plagiarist (see also, here), while everything I write is either my own and true, or properly attributed (and true). (In fact, one of Crowley's conservative former professors told me he believes Crowley's Ph.D. thesis and two Nixon books also contain plagiarized--and wholly made-up--material. Meet the white, blonde, female Jayson Blair.)
Finally, I note that with the traffic Mr. Wolcott brought to my site, came companion traffic from the neo-Nazi Vanguard News Network, which apparently took notice of and agrees with Wolcott's work. Hmmm . . . Wolcott, far-left of Vanity Fair, and the Neo-nazis versus me. Glad I'm on the right side. Just wondering how you like your side, James Wolcott. Rather comfy with the company, I presume.
****UPDATE 03/13/06: Neo-nazi website Vanguard News Network confirms its affinity for the words and writings of lefty Vanity Fair contributor James Wolcott. Boy did I ever call that one.
Posted by Debbie at March 12, 2006 06:45 PM
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Wolcott is like Maureen Dowd with a penis (albeit, a very small one which he hasn't seen in many years since he's so damn fat.).
Posted by: Yiddish Steel ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.debbieschlussel.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at March 12, 2006 08:04 PM
I read his blog entry. He likes Sharon because she was a good interview and nice to him so he thinks Debbie is mean. Um, OK. Is that it?
Posted by: The_Man at March 13, 2006 01:07 AM
Nope, JW is not particularly upset, neither he has any particualr love for Sharon Stone. Rather, he is amused to watch this absurd catfight.
http://jameswolcott.com/archives/2006/03/blonde_on_blond.php
Posted by: InplainviewMonitor at March 13, 2006 01:11 AM
I'm amused at Mr. Walcott for being amused.
Posted by: Jeff_W at March 13, 2006 08:57 AM
Is that photo really James Wolcott or is it Jon Lovitz?
Wolcott wrote of his enoromous repsect for Robert "I deserve to be beaten" Fisk - that tells you all about his politics.
Posted by: Ripper at March 13, 2006 09:11 AM
Now I can sleep since I know The Fat Man who's responsible for making a case for the world's most overrated beaver shot.
Posted by: jaywilton at March 13, 2006 09:59 AM
i became familiar with Monica in NYC when she became a staple on WABC...and like most talk-radio schmucks...she basically regurgitates the Drudge Report. One of the reasons i DIG you Deb is because you ARE an original.
Posted by: EminemsRevenge at March 13, 2006 11:38 AM
I enjoy your blog and think you are doing G-d's work but let's face it Debbie, other attractive women seem to bring out the Schlussel claws. Who cares how Sharon Stone got famous: she's hot and sympathetic to Israel.
Posted by: shleppy at March 13, 2006 12:44 PM
What does "Dairy Queen's answer to Ann Coulter" mean?
I am assuming he's calling Debbie a Coulter wannabe, but what does the "Dairy Queen" reference mean?
Posted by: The_Man at March 13, 2006 11:00 PM
He looks sort of like a cross between Al Capone and Danny DeVito.
Posted by: KnightoftheImpaler at March 14, 2006 01:20 AM
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