May 31, 2006
Buh-Bye, Katie Couric (Unfortunately, Not Good Riddance)
In honor of Katie Couric bidding good-bye to "The Today Show," this morning, in preparation for her new hosting gig at the "CBS Evening News," we wanted to recount our least fave memory of perky Katie on "Today":
Using the excuse that her husband died of colon cancer, Katie wanted to show us how simple and easy a colonoscopy exam can be. But she also wanted to show us something else. Fresh from a new personal trainer/guru's fitness program, the live on-air colon exam began with the camera panning to her removing her thong underwear and pulling it down her legs.
Preparation for the anchor chair at the "CBS Evening News" or the fluff chair at the SPICE Channel? Can you imagine any other news anchor (say, Tom Brokaw or Brian Williams) doing that with his boxer shorts? Don't go there.
Buh-Bye, Katie, but unfortunately not good riddance.
Posted by Debbie at May 31, 2006 01:39 PM
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What the hell??!
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at May 31, 2006 02:11 PM
now she's going to be the one we listen to at dinner time.Telling us how many are dead,wounded or missing in action.
Posted by: danny at May 31, 2006 03:07 PM
I must admit, I had always thought of Katie as wearing boxers not thongs. You know, like your Grandmother may have worn. One leg hiked up over the arm of a rocker and cigar in mouth.
I may disagree with Debbie on this but, in my opinion, Elizabeth Vargas is by far the best looking "news babe" there is. Katie is a lib through and through.
Posted by: Marcubius at May 31, 2006 03:19 PM
Because of Katie's legendary set of choppers, CBS just announced that the new tune for the news(?) program will be the theme from "Jaws".
Posted by: Thee_Bruno at May 31, 2006 03:38 PM
legendary set of choppers,what does that mean?
Posted by: danny at May 31, 2006 04:40 PM
bruno just a joke,it's all just a joke
Posted by: danny at May 31, 2006 04:42 PM
I don't understand what you all have against Katie. She is an amazing person and journalist. It seems as though the only reason you don't like her is because she is liberal. That's pretty lame, if you ask me. Based on what you've written about her, it sounds like you are all just jealous of her success. Grow up.
Posted by: ilovekatie at June 1, 2006 12:49 AM
You're right, you're right. I just feel terrible about myself.
LOL!
Posted by: Thee_Bruno at June 1, 2006 09:42 AM
"Using the excuse that her husband died of colon cancer . . ."
Debbie Schlussel, you are absolutely despicable.
What on Earth drives you to write such hateful garbage every day?
Posted by: Avalon at June 1, 2006 12:49 PM
She exploited her husband's death just so she could get her rocks off on live TV doing an impromptu stripper routine. What a pervert!
Posted by: Thee_Bruno at June 1, 2006 03:04 PM
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