July 17, 2006

Hezbollah Men With Breasts

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By Debbie Schlussel

Since I've been writing about Hezbollah for almost a decade--well before the current breed of armchair "terrorist" analysts who haven't a real clue about the group--there have been many searches on this site regarding the Shi'ite Muslim terrorist group, especially now, with the Hezbollah World War III World Tour going on.

I'll be writing much more about Hezbollah (and it's current, outrageous attacks on Israel), from which I took a brief break, but the searches for Hezbollah in my work documenting the group continue. Among these, the most interesting search is one from Canada using the term "Hezbollah Men With Breasts." That one made me laugh.

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Nice Lipstick:
Sheikh Hassan Nasrallah, Hezbollah's Girlie-Man Terrorist Leader
(Sheikh--or, rather Sheikha--Nasrallah Artwork by David Lunde)

Come join Hezbollah Men with Breasts in a terrorist parade . . .

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Sexy
(Also by David Lunde, Jedi Master of PhotoShopping)

But, actually, it's kind of a redundant phrase. Hezbollah men might as well have breasts--women's ones--because they are the biggest girlie-men on the planet. They're not brave. They're cowards. So I asked our master, in-house photo-shopper David Lunde to put together some pics of what Hezbollah's "men" are really like.

Especially their leader Sheikh Hassan Nasrallah. For all his blustery talk, over the years, about the supreme merits of martyrdom, he seems all too scared to face his own "martyrdom" head on. Rather than go meet Allah and the 72-dark-eyed re-virginized, Nasrallah hid like a coward. Israel struck Nasrallah's office and home, and girlie-man Nasrallah went into hiding. Whatta wimp! The CEO for life of Cowards 'R' Us.

So much for his martyrdom arranged marriage mechanism--whereby he encourages young, newly-married prospective terrorists to give their lives fighting the "Evil Zionist Entity" and finds their baby machine wives new husbands to replace them. When it comes to his own life, martyrdom just isn't all that it's cracked up to be.

And then there's the attacks on Israeli soldiers, multiple kidnappings of them over the years (memo to so-called "terrorism experts": it didn't begin, last week), the rocket-launches since 2000 (that, too, is not a new, last-week development), etc., etc., ad nauseam. None of these are the work of brave soldiers fighting mano-a-mano. None of this is the behavior of a real army that respects the law of warfare. It's the work of the real "chicken-hawks" (the term liberals love to overuse against patriotic Americans wanting to fight terror). Hezbollah talks tough, but its actions are extraordinarily wimpy and cowardly.

Someone ought to tell Nasrallah and company to lay off the lavender and tea tree oil, since it appears gynecomastia abounds in the fraidy-cat terror group. Bravery, true courage would manifest itself if Hezbollah stopped the violence, stopped shelling southward on innocent civilians, stopped the murder and kidnapping. Don't look for an ounce of that in these true girlie-men.

On the other hand, Israel has shown remarkable restraint in its response. It could crush this motley, wimpy crew in an instant, if it wished. But crushing girlie-men when the real testosterone is on your side, now that wouldn't be fair. Would it? If the girlie-men were on our border going into Texas, Arizona and North Dakota murdering policemen, and kidnapping others, shooting rockets all-around, the wimp factor and high-estrogen of the perpetrators wouldn't matter an iota. They'd be pulverized in a New York minute.

Posted by Debbie at July 17, 2006 07:51 AM

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Comments

Very cool post. Hit'em where it hurts, in their non-existent manhood. Amyone who whines that Israel should "show restraint" is clearly clueless about Israel's military might and capabilities. If Israel wasn't showing restraint, Lebanon, Gaza, and Syria would now be gone. Thanks for all you do Debbie.

Posted by: Rocky [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 17, 2006 10:39 AM

Very funny. The Book Of Esther also mocked the archetype for the anti-Semite, Haman. And we all know who stands behind Hezbollah.

I keep getting tired of hearing that word "disproportionate." To me, what's truly disproportionate is abducting people who have quarreled with no one else and holding them hostage to extort concessions out of a nation. That goes beyond evil. If anything, Israel's response is way too mild. I would have laid the enemy waste so his name would be blotted out from under heaven, just like Amalek.

With the help of God, may Israel remain strong and reach for victory!

Posted by: NormanF [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 17, 2006 04:42 PM

Why all boob pics but no "beaver shots"? I think I know why. It would reveal that they don't have to submit to clitorectomies the way they force other moslem women!

Posted by: CornCoLeo [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 17, 2006 09:45 PM

Love the "Girlie Men" photos. I'LL print 'em out and distribute them at the local pistol range. Thanks much. Knew about Hezbulla in Dearborn, I worked at Ford's Livonia Transmission plant with a bunch of 'rabs. Even had to learn some arabic in self defence. Lots of them weren't so much behind Hezbulla, as they were intimidated by them. They didn't want trouble so they went along, but privately, thought they were idiots.

Posted by: Tonto [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 20, 2006 06:36 PM

I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD BE MORE RESPECTFULL TOWARDS OTHER RELIGIONS!HOW WOULD THEY LIKE IT IF I PUT ONE OF YOUR PRIESTS HEAD ONTO A NAKED BODY!AND ALSO THEY SAY THAT HEZBOLLAH ARE COWARDS,I THINK THE PERSON WHO WROTE THAT IS A COWARD HIMSELF .PEOPLE SHOULD WAKE UP TO THEMSELVES AND RELISE THAT HEZBOLLAH ARE REAL MEN AND YOU ALSO SAY ISREAL SHOWED REMARKABLE RESISTANCE,I THINK THAT HEZBOLLAH SHOWED REMARKABLE RESISTANCE AND ISREAL HAD THIER OWN WAY OF BACKING OUT OF THE WAR WITH LEBANON BECAUSE THE STORIES YOU HEAR FROM THE ISRAELI SOLDIERS SHOWS THAT THEY WERE SCARED TO DEATH FROM THE HEZBOLLAH RESISTANCE!BY THE HELP OF ALLAH MAY HEZBOLLAH REMAIN STRONG AND REACH FOR VICTORY!!! ALL YOU POEPLE SHOULD WATCH REAL NEWS AND REALLY KNOW WHATS GOING ON!!!

Posted by: SUSAN [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 15, 2007 02:07 AM

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