November 3, 2014, - 3:34 pm

If You Think a GOP Senate Will Change Anything, You’re on Crack . . . & Here’s Why

By Debbie Schlussel

Don’t get too excited about the impending likely takeover of the U.S. Senate by Republicans. If you think anything will change . . . or get better, you’re on crack.

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For the last two or three months, we’ve been treated to endless non-stop stories about the favorable chances of the GOP taking the Senate. Those stories and the predictions and ever-rising percentage likelihoods of a Senate GOP-opcracy have reached a fevered pitch, with gleeful Repubs and pseudo-conservative hacks all over the broadcast and cable news shows predicting the party of the elephants storming the Senate Majority leader position.

But here’s a tip: nothing will change. The likely Senate Majority leader will be Mitch McConnell. He’s no conservative. He stands on a foundation of pork and corporate welfare and amnesty for illegal aliens. While he wasn’t one of the “Gang of Eight” Senators who proposed amnesty for illegal aliens, he was their pimp, praising them and their bill and supporting it to the hilt. And guess what? That won’t change when he becomes Senate Majority Leader. It will only get worse. Ya think they’ll make our borders safer or tighter? Ha. Dream on, fantasists. Several of the likely GOP winners tomorrow, such as Colorado’s Cory Gardner have undergone extremist makeovers, repackaging themselves as supporters of “comprehensive immigration reform.” Ditto for Texas U.S. Senator John Cornyn, long pretending to be a secure borders guy (but I told you he was a fraud, and now I’m borne out). Don’t mess with Texas? PUH-LEEZE. The guy Texas elected is messing with it so much that ultimately there won’t be a Texas, just Mexas. Yeah, ‘cuz amnesty is really what we need in the age of ISIS, which is the remade Al-Qaeda we never defeated. Doesn’t matter, as the GOP is committed to give us that (and maybe ensure they will never control the U.S. Senate again).

Do you really believe Senate Republicans will do a thing to stop ObamaCare, to repeal it? Really? What do you predict they’ll do? Do you think they’ll just end it? Do you think they’ll repeal even parts of it? Here’s a tip: they won’t do anything. They didn’t do much before. They’ll do even less now. And because of that, ObamaCare and the destruction of the American healthcare system is here to stay. Ya know those clinics for impoverished inner city crackheads where they wait all day to see a doctor and months for MRIs and surgeries? Well, now, you, too, will ultimately have this fabulous experience. Mitchy and the gang won’t stop it from happening. It’s already happening, and they will go along, just as they always have. Read the rest of this entry »

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October 31, 2014, - 6:03 pm

Wknd Box Office: Nightcrawler, Before I Go to Sleep, Horns, Men Women & Children

By Debbie Schlussel

They used to give us good thrillers and scary horrors at the movies for Halloween. No longer. There’s only one new movie at theaters today that I recommend. The rest are absolute dreck.

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* “Nightcrawler“: I mostly liked this very creepy, true to life movie, which gives us a fantastic inside look at the agenda and lack of ethics in TV news. In this movie, it’s local TV news, but it definitely translates to the national level, including to FOX News, not just the others. My one reservation is that the movie goes out of its way to make the creepy anti-hero of the movie a Jew–his name is “Lou Bloom,” with an obviously Jewish surname (and he is played by a Jew). Was that really necessary? And on top of that, his loyal, decent, honest sidekick., “Rick”–whom he treats like crap, betrays, and sends to his end–is played by Riz Ahmed, a Pakistani Muslim who looks every bit of it (and who has played “wrongfully accused” Muslim terrorists in several movies, including “The Road to Guantanamo”). Hmmm . . .

The story: Jake Gyllenhaal is Bloom, a creepy, greasy, nerdy, low-rent liar and thief who resorts to scrapping and stealing to survive. One night, as he is driving down the freeway, he comes across police rescuing a woman from a burning car on the shoulder of the road. He sees a cameraman shooting footage, and learns that the cameraman finds out about the accidents from listening to a police scanner. So, he pawns a stolen bike in exchange for camera equipment, and thus, his career of “nightcrawling”–trolling for the “if it bleeds, it leads” footage to make a buck. Read the rest of this entry »

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October 31, 2014, - 2:42 pm

Halloween ABSURD: Do You Know What a Teal Pumpkin Means?

By Debbie Schlussel

Happy Halloween. Do you know what a teal pumpkin means? Here’s a hint: it doesn’t mean you’re gay. But it does mean you are politically correct . . . as far as the food police and peanutzis are concerned. Apparently, teal is the new black. And the new color signifying we’re even more of a nation of wusses than we were last Halloween. Congrats, America.

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This Halloween, Food Allergy Research & Education, a national nonprofit group, is encouraging communities to put teal-painted pumpkins or free printable signs in their front yards to alert trick-or-treaters they have nonfood offerings in addition to candy. “We’re hoping this becomes a tradition for years to come,” said Veronica LaFemina, FARE’s campaign spokeswoman. The Teal Pumpkin Project is not an effort to scrub Halloween of its traditional candy treats but instead an effort to help kids with food allergies, including those at risk of life-threatening anaphylaxis. Read the rest of this entry »

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October 30, 2014, - 6:05 pm

New Politically Correct “Rocky” Sequel to Feature Lesbian Islamic Terrorist?

By Debbie Schlussel

Never missing an opportunity to beat a dead horse, Hollywood is bringing you yet another “Rocky” sequel, and, yes, it will feature Sylvester Stallone . . . along with every politically correct minority on the planet. No word on whether or not it will feature a lesbian Islamic terrorist as a fighting opponent, but if not, that’s the only thing missing. Leave it to the far-left Weinstein Brothers, who are putting out this latest Rocky disaster.

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When the sixth installment of the Rocky movie series, 2006’s “Rocky Balboa” (read my review), came out, star Stallone promised it would be the last. But he lied. In January, “Creed,” the latest in the Rocky movies, will begin shooting. And the storyline is stupid, featuring almost every politically correct storyline imaginable. The story is that the grandson of Rocky frenemy Apollo Creed (from “Rocky II”), Adonis Creed, is now a fighter. And who is his trainer? Rocky Balboa.

But that isn’t all:

Some of the characters include Adonis’s deaf half-sister, age 10, as well as a potential lady friend for Adonis who is a doctor of Indian descent; a guy named Joe who co-owns Mickey’s gym with Rocky; a former boxer named Pete, and a “Mickey-like” guy named Marcel, who’s Latino and assists with Adonis’s training. Read the rest of this entry »

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October 30, 2014, - 12:02 pm

Malala Yousafzai, Jihadist & Phony Saint, Gives $50,000 to HAMAS; Longtime HAMAS Supporter

By Debbie Schlussel

Malala Yousafzai (also spelled Yousufzai), appointed a saint by the mainstream media and the left–all because she’s Muslim–donated $50,000 from her Nobel Peace Prize to HAMAS in Gaza. The money will be used to rebuild HAMAS-run schools where Palestinian Muslims are taught to hate Jews, Christians, and America. The money will be distributed via UNRWA, the UN agency devoted to Palestinian “refugees,” many of the employees of which double as HAMAS terrorists and all of whose schools feature anti-Semitic, anti-Christian, anti-American hate-filled textbooks. Yeah, that’s peace!

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I’ve never ever fallen for the baloney surrounding Yousafzai, the Pakistani Muslim girl who’s been using her story to promote Islam around the world non-stop. She’s used her alleged story–that she was trying to get girls to go to school when Taliban terrorists shot her in the head and she survived–to say that, “this is not Islam,” when in fact that’s affirmatively, definitively Islam. And she’s used her story to promote Islam. I’m not surprised at all that she’s giving the money to HAMAS, as she and her extremist Muslim father, Ziauddin Yousafzai (who runs the show), are not new to their anti-Israel, pro-HAMAS views. The October issue of Glamour Magazine (which honored Malala as one of its 2013 Women of the Year) gushed over her and had this quote:

And no part of the world intimidates Malala. While prepping for her speech in Nigeria, she struggled with how to discuss recent fighting in the Middle East. At one point she looked up at her dad and said, “Father, I think we need to go to Gaza.” Read the rest of this entry »

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October 29, 2014, - 1:05 pm

HILARIOUS VIDEO!: Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Liberal Peanutzi Food Police

By Debbie Schlussel

It’s been a very long time since I posted a video from “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” because the monologue part of the show and the skits have been lame and unfunny for a while. But, last night, a rare, brilliant, absolutely hilarious exception: the Kimmel show had two actors impersonate left-wing peanutzi (my name for the anti-peanut Nazis) activists, who are circulating a petition to remove the line “Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks” from “Take Me Out to the Ball Game,” in order to help their peanut-allergic, non-existent son, Landon. The video has everything: bearded left-wing male activist . . . check, looks-challenged female left-wing activist complete with birth-control goggles . . . check, son with a pretentious name . . . check, BS about “inclusiveness” . . . check, advocating censorship . . . check, wanting everyone to change to cater to their selfishness . . . check, comparing their cause to slavery . . . check, check, check. I especially like this video because it isn’t far-fetched, as I know first-hand, after coming under non-stop, vicious assault from peanutzis after I ridiculed Northwestern University for making its football stadium peanut-free for a day.

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Check out the video . . . Read the rest of this entry »

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October 28, 2014, - 4:31 pm

Michael Zehaf-Bibeau Did What?! New Details Show Muslim Jihadist’s Actions Clever, Not Crazy; RELEASE The Video! His Parents’ Weird Muslim Marriage

By Debbie Schlussel

Newly released details show Canadian Muslim jihadist Michael Zehaf-Bibeau wasn’t so crazy after all. Just “crazy” like a fox, like a clever jihadist. The same might be said for his parents, who look like they are practicing taqiyyah, the Muslim practice of deceiving the infidels in the name of jihad. They haven’t been too honest about the state of their marriage. They are still together, the Mrs.–a top immigration official–and the Mr.–a Libyan Muslim terrorist “rebel.” And why won’t Canadian authorities release his jihadist death video? Then, there are the questions about the involvement of his mosque in the whole plot, which appears to be a lot more than what mosque leaders would like you to believe.

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Last week, I told you I didn’t think Zehaf-Bibeau’s actions were those of mentally ill person, but, rather, those of a cold, calculating Muslim. And, now, with more information coming out about Zehaf-Bibeau, including that he made a video declaring himself a mujahid (a jihadist), it’s looking more and more like I was right. It’s also looking more and more like the suspicions I had about Zehaf-Bibeau’s parents are well-founded.

Canadian authorities won’t release the video Zehaf-Bibeau made. First, they said they wouldn’t release it at all. Now, Royal Canadian Mounted Police Commissioner Bob Paulson says he “would like to release the video.” What is on the video? All we know is that the video shows, according to Paulson, that Zehaf-Bibeau was “driven by political and ideological motives.” Um, no sh-t, Sherlock. Let’s see what he says on it. I’ll bet you it doesn’t show a mentally ill man . . . or even one who was slightly crazy. I’ll bet it shows a serious Muslim very committed to Islam and very much sane and in control of what he was doing.

And that goes to Zehaf-Bibeau’s finances. We’ve heard stories that he was a drifter with no money and so on. And, yet, on the Tuesday, October 21, the day before his attacks in Ottawa, he had enough money to purchase a car, a beige vehicle which he used in the course of his attacks.

How does a homeless drifter with no money afford a vehicle? Read the rest of this entry »

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October 27, 2014, - 3:32 pm

HUH?! Blacks Say Vegan Cookbook is RAAAAACIST! You’ll Never Guess Why

By Debbie Schlussel

You gotta give it to the race merchants for being consistently inconsistent in their grievance theater. They scream “RAAAYYYYCISM!” when Whites use the the word “thug” to describe criminals, Black or White. And now they’re screaming “RAAAAYCISM!” because some White vegan chefs are calling themselves “thugs,” because Blacks say that the White chefs are “appropriating” “their” term. Huh?! Oh, and did I mention that the White chefs are also being accused of racism because they use four-letter words in their cookbook, and apparently swear words are now also the “property” of Black America, too?

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It’s ridiculous. But such is the case with the book, “Thug Kitchen.” Over the weekend, I saw the book on the New York Times Best-Seller list and wanted to know what it was–a cookbook or a book about mobsters or something. In doing some research on this I discovered that it’s a cookbook by Michelle Davis and Matt Holloway, a couple of White chefs whose book is subtitled, “Eat Like You Give a F*ck.” They tried to keep their identities a secret, and now that people have discovered they aren’t Black, they’ve been accused of racism for “appropriating” the word “thug” and “swear words,” because apparently this image is the sole property of Blacks, and you dare not infringe, lest you be accused of stealing (kinda like Bo Derek was, when she wore cornrows in the 1979 movie, “10”).

The Root, a Black website, calls Thug Kitchen, “Recipes in Blackface.” Yes, all because they use swear-words and call themselves thugs. Oh, and because they’re White. The site accuses the White chefs of “swagger jacking” and “booty-bump[ing]” Blacks. Cool, two new terms to add to my ghetto appropriation vocabulary (and here’s a tip: Blacks, um, booty-jacked the term “ghetto” from my people–Jews were kept in the original ghettos, mostly not by choice).

And even the non-Black political correctness police are mad that the White authors “created a fake thug persona – vulgar, hyper-masculine, snarky and arrogant” and acted “badass in the kitchen.” Apparently, you are only allowed to do this if you are Black. Got that, White people? Not only can’t you jump, you can’t be “badass,” either.

It started off as a tongue-in-cheek vegan food blog, but “Thug Kitchen”, now a cookbook, has been slammed for negatively stereotyping African-Americans after the public discovered the authors were Caucasian. Read the rest of this entry »

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October 26, 2014, - 1:08 am

Wknd Box Office: John Wick, Birdman, Ouija, Dear White People, The Blue Room

By Debbie Schlussel

Since I had five movies to review this weekend and a lot of catching up to do after the Jewish holidays, I didn’t finish my reviews in time before the Jewish Sabbath. That said, there’s very little to recommend:

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* “John Wick“: This is Keanu Reeves’ latest attempt to get his movie career back on track. Sadly, for him, it fails. At age 50, Reeves looks all of 30. He’s in great shape, looks very good, and makes a terrific action hero. But this action movie, while starting out with intrigue, quickly becomes a silly, stupid mess. It was incredibly violent and bloody for no reason, and it’s hard to root for a former hit man (Reeves).

The story: Reeves is a former hitman for a Russian mob boss. He’s been outta the biz for a while, and his wife just died of a chronic illness. His late wife sent him a cute dog, and he drives a very cool 1969 Mustang Mach 1. The Russian mob boss’ spoiled thug son sees Reeves at a gas station and wants to buy the Mustang, not knowing that Reeves used to work for his father. When Reeves tells him it’s not for sale, the mobster prince and his fellow mobsters break in to Reeves’ house, kill his dog, and steal his car. Read the rest of this entry »

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October 24, 2014, - 2:21 pm

Zale Thompson: Hatchet Jihadist Rantings Same as in US Mosques, HAMAS CAIR; Not Mental Illness, Just Islam

By Debbie Schlussel

You can write the script about the reaction to Muslim Zale Thompson’s hatchet jihad against New York police. The media is telling us he was deranged, mentally ill, and that his anti-American posts online were “rantings.” But his “mentally ill rantings” are the same as you hear at most American mosques, the same comments Muslim imams make publicly in op-ed pieces, the same as those made by officials of HAMAS CAIR–the largest Muslim organization in America.

THIS. IS. ISLAM. . . .

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Some other things investigators found on the Navy vet’s computer, like a picture of him wearing a keffiyeh and a disturbing conversation with a Facebook friend, suggest possible links to terrorism. “He says American needs to be punished, from within, and he talks about Middle East issues,” the source said. “He says American is oppressing people overseas and that its military is too strong.”

Um, how are any of these statements different than those regularly whined from the mouths of Muslim leaders and adherents throughout America? They aren’t. They are exactly the same. And, in fact, they are not “insane” statements. They are the statements of those who are clever and collected and seek to take over America from within through immigration, birthrate, and constant demands, whines, and grievances. (And Thompson quoted from the koran on his Facebook profile. Is that insane, too? If, yes, then all Muslims who believe in the koran must be insane also, right?) If Thompson’s statements about America and the Middle East are “insane” and “mentally ill,” then why does America constantly cower to an entire religious cult that constantly makes these statements and, therefore, by definition must be inherently insane and mentally ill? Read the rest of this entry »

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