October 15, 2009, - 6:30 pm

Tough Choice: Dumb Stripper as First Daughter v. Obama as Prez

By Debbie Schlussel

This is one of those cases of “Would You Rather . . . ?”  As in, would you rather have a dump blow up doll as First Daughter or Barack Obama as President?

Of course I voted for John McCain and Sarah Palin.  And, of course, I note that Obama is a not only the worst President since Jimmy Carter (and fast on his way to surpassing him), but he’s also causing our great country to fall beyond depths we never thought possible.

But I gotta say that I’m REALLY GLAD that Meghan McCain is not the First Daughter.  She makes the Bush daughters and Bristol Palin look like Miss Manners.  Even Amy Carter is preferable (though her father sure wasn’t). The unduly conceited Ms. McCain Thang is a trashy twit and a sleazy diva . . . and incredibly stupid and phony. It was bad enough when she posed wearing a keffiyeh, the Islamic scarf of hatred, intolerance, and death. But now, she’s let us know what we also suspected: she’s not just dumb, she’s slutty.


Eeuuww: Low Class Meghan McCain Shows Us a Monstrous View of TMI

Yesterday, Meghan McCain posted on her Twitter account (and tweeted) a professionally taken, posed photo (above) in which she showed us her, um, inflatable devices.  Totally low class.  The only things missing are the pasties, pole, and dollar bills in her g-string.  Yup, she’s our own Republican Anna Nicole Smith (minus the OD death thing).

The chick thinks she’s auditioning to pose for Playboy . . . and I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s in her future, along with an ad for “No Excuses” Jeans (think Donna Rice).  McCain told us that this was a photo of her spending the night in at her apartment, reading an Andy Warhol book and is all upset that people are calling her a slut for posting it on Twitter and tweeting it out.  Uh, nice try, but thou doth protest too much, McCow Blogette.  The photo was heavily “done up,” especially when you compare it to the chunky monkey’s recent photo, below, from when she was recently out with bisexual MTV reality star, Tila Tequila (complete in tacky fat girl’s trendy muumuu outfit and ugly, garish leopard print shoes).  Did we really want this trash in the White House?  Not that the current occupants are any better, though I’m glad we don’t need to see Sasha and Malia Obama posing as blow up dolls .  . . yet.


So sad, that we had two boobs, from either party as our “choices.”  Er .  . . including Meghan McCain, I guess it was four boobs.

Yeah, it would really have been a “treat” to have this doompa as First Daughter and example for America’s young girls.  The woman is an embarrassment.

Meghan McCain . . . the other white meat.

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50 Responses

CHUNKY MONKEY? Are you kidding me?
Megan is NOT fat! She’s not even chubby! She’s average!
Debbie, I respect you as a journalist but this is going overboard!
So Megan shows a pic showing cleavage?
It’s just cleavage!
Considering how critical you are of the Islamic regime, it’s ironic how you attack Megan for showing cleavage.
Small breasted girls wear scantily clad clothing all the time! So if a voluptous girl wants to do it, I say go for it!
As for calling her fat, C’mon, Debbie!
She’s not a waif! So what?
Maybe if you like the anorexic look, you can go watch the runway where you see skeletal girls strutting in dresses.
Me? I prefer seeing healthy women!

Charybdis_SeaStar on October 15, 2009 at 6:55 pm

” The only things missing are the pasties, pole, and the dollar bills in her g-string.”

Debbie, Debbie……..you say you’re for the common man. The average person.
Well, strippers are working people. Hooters Girls are working.
Yeah, it may not be an “IDEAL” job but at least they’re not sitting on home recieving a monthly check and draining you of your money.
Like I stated before, I like you Debbie even though I’m liberal but the reason the republican party isn’t gaining any members is because you guys look down on those living in poverty and squalor.
(Yes, a lot of strippers do live rough lives!)
Please understand that strippers aren’t evil women wanting to steal your husband.
I knew one with a heart of gold.
They are just women trying to earn a living.
I was lucky I got a chance to go to college.
I was lucky I graduated.
But strippers are women down on their luck and we should NOT judge them for doing what they have to do to survive!
Call me a bleeding heart liberal! I’m proud of it!

Charybdis_SeaStar on October 15, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    Meghan McCain is not living in poverty. She chooses to do these things. Also, why do you think working class women need to be pole dancers? You sound like a closet sexist to me.

    sorrow01 on October 15, 2009 at 9:22 pm



Bob Porrazzo on October 15, 2009 at 7:10 pm

I’m really glad. Not that I like Obama. But good riddance to dumb people who can’t think and act like the world should notice them.

Does Meghan Meghan deserve the exposure? We’ve seen a side of her none of us like.

NormanF on October 15, 2009 at 7:35 pm

Sorry, I mean Meghan McCain.

NormanF on October 15, 2009 at 7:35 pm

[unduly conceited Ms. McCain]

How is she conceited? On talk shows, she comes across as well spoken and very thoughtful.

Norman Blitzer on October 15, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    She comes across as an idiot and a fool on talk shows. I don’t need Ms. Lib RINO telling me what to think or what to do. Her “feud” with Ann Coulter was also stupid. She is probably angry that Coulter ignored her.

    JulieJ on October 16, 2009 at 1:27 pm

Big hairy fat ass deal. I’m glad that I live in a big enough city that the strippers are generally much better looking than Meghan McCain.

Richard on October 15, 2009 at 7:49 pm

I think she could play Divine in Polyester.

sorrow01 on October 15, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    She’s got the reseeding hair line to make it authentic

    GBo on October 16, 2009 at 7:51 pm

I might blast some liberal, corrupt, or Satanic folks for their lack of character, but this young lady is probably NOT a slut NOR FAT! People with a little meat on their bones are NOT fat. I think you have judged this Mc Cain unfairly and she may adjust her life style sooner than latter. Meghan looks more like the ‘girl next door’ , IMHO.
Sorry, I must disagree with you on this article. Leave that poor, growing girl alone, please!

Tom Schuckman
Disabled Vietnam Veteran, and retired Chrysler worker.
See: TOM’S JOURNAL , blog.

Tom Schuckman on October 15, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    That “growing girl” is in her mid-twenties, and not a child. She voted for John Kerry in 2004, was not a registered Republican until her father was running for the Presidency, etc. If she wants to oppose Proposition 8, push global warming, and all of that, she can take her plaudits or lumps like everyone else. I do appreciate the fact that she is more honest about her beliefs than is her father Senator John McCain.

    Sorrow01 on October 16, 2009 at 1:10 am

Oh Debbie I gotta disagree with this one. As a guy looking for the love of his life, I couldn’t help but drool over that picture and understand what a goddess she is.

And how can she be fat too? THAT IS WHAT A WOMAN…ESPECALLY A GODDESS (such as yourself too) IS SUPPOSE TO LOOK LIKE. And oh by the way, after doing several google photo searches of her….those things are natural. She’s wearing something that makes them ‘sit up’.

So basicly, this conservative goddess (how ironic that one is attacking another) is natural and it’s what a real woman is suppose to look like (reguardless of wether her boobs are big or not). I’d rather look at that everyday than look at any of Obama’s daughters.

Sorry but, your making a fuss over nothing Debbie. Please tell me you wouldn’t prefer the too-skinny anorexic look that the mainstream tries to normalize and considers “hott”….

Squirrel3D on October 15, 2009 at 9:49 pm

Oh one more thing…forgot to add this…

I voted independant…Ralph Nader.

Squirrel3D on October 15, 2009 at 9:50 pm

Blitzer says, “How is she conceited? On talk shows, she comes across as well spoken and very thoughtful”.

Blitzer is betraying his stupidity. MM comes across as an airhead and a typical mindless left-winger.

She is pretty, though and at least she is not a skelator.

lexi on October 15, 2009 at 10:28 pm

Here are Meghan McCain’s current antics:


So far, there is not much of a Republican nature coming out of her. Also, if anyone had any doubts, she is not financially strapped.

Sorrow01 on October 16, 2009 at 1:15 am

Remember a few things.

1. Meghan McCain graduated from Columbia University.

2. I REPEAT Meghan McCain graduated from Columbia University.

3. Barack Hussein Obama graduated from Columbia University.

4. What are they teaching at Columbia University?

As for Meghan McCain she might look “hot” in that photo but she has nothing between the ears. There are a lot of “hot” liberals out there form Hollyweird but it won’t sway my vote. She really thinks she is going to get people to follow her liberal agenda and convince people it is Republican? Actually very sad and pathetic. Worse is there are more airheads like her out there.

CaliforniaScreaming on October 16, 2009 at 1:34 am

    Probably what they’ve always taught; left wing, no, actually communist ideology going back at least to the 30’s.

    MK750 on October 16, 2009 at 7:47 am

she’s hawt!

xalmons on October 16, 2009 at 1:49 am

Neither one of those girls is wearing what I call a muumuu.

Miranda Rose Smith on October 16, 2009 at 3:12 am

I wish she’d hurry up and switch to the Democrats. I’m already tired of hearing about how she’s the “future” of the GOP. It’ll be a cold day in hell before I’ll accept my worldview being ridiculed by the likes of her.

She is easy on the eyes, though…

Matt on October 16, 2009 at 3:45 am

Well, this certainly isn’t anything to be taken seriously. Ms. McCain seems to be in the throes of some adolescent search for identity and a strong need for attention. Perhaps growing up privileged and probably a bit over-indulged, she is struggling to find meaning and purpose. It is kind of sad to witness her immature and self-debasing behavior. I suspect some self-esteem and self-respect issues. I believe she is probably a very lovely person who happens to be acting out a lot of emotional stuff in public. One thing is certain — this is not the future of the Republican Party. Funky town is not a serious remedy for our government’s ills of corruption, waste, and lack of moral clarity

Sara Aaron on October 16, 2009 at 7:18 am

Sarah Palin’s “makeover” wardrobe should have been a hint along with the candidate’s “other woman” equally slutty wife. Having a law degree or is it m.d.? Whatever, doesn’t make one moral, just a slut with credentials. Surprised that Deb hasn’t picked up on the NYU grad student who supports herself as a porn star. She’d downright UGLY on top of it.

MK750 on October 16, 2009 at 7:40 am

She looks like Adrianna from “The Sopranos” in that B&W photo….

mysteron09 on October 16, 2009 at 8:24 am

She’s basically a typical libtard that’s been spoiled her entire life and programmed by libtard educators. No big surprise here. As far as her being offended at insults her way, get used to it bitch. She puts herself out there like that and is offended at some of the negativity. She’s finding out that not everyone is a stupid horny bang a fat chick drunken frat boy.

Mommy and daddy must be so proud.

Joe on October 16, 2009 at 9:34 am

    Good column. Good points.

    Joe on October 16, 2009 at 11:54 am

I agree – and what makes this ridiculous is that she’s protesting, in her profanity-laced Twitters, about the negative attention this is getting. That’s akin to not wearing panties, sitting with your legs open,and then complaining that people are staring.

Kim on October 16, 2009 at 10:20 am

there isn,t one heterosexual male in this country that wouldnt love to give those twin bad boys a bronsky

slickwilliejihad on October 16, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    I think that would be the primary attraction for a male in their early teens, but I presume that you are physically, if not mentally, older than that.

    Sorrow01 on October 16, 2009 at 6:19 pm

I know somebody who knew her as an undergrad. He was very unimpressed. She is too dumb to know that she is being used.

JulieJ on October 16, 2009 at 1:24 pm

Debbie looks gorgeous! Get your eyes checked!

JulieJ on October 16, 2009 at 4:36 pm

Meghan McCain is hot and I would definitiely bang her. Not too skinny, not too fat.

fedupinlaandwantstoleave on October 16, 2009 at 4:45 pm

she’s much hotter than Bob Shoch’s babe Jennifer.

fedupinlaandwantstoleave on October 16, 2009 at 4:45 pm

Obama Wins Heisman after watching game

I just KNEW he could do it.

Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game!

His name was submitted for the award by George Soros just moments before Obama actually watched part of a game on television aboard Air Force One.

Obama learned about the Heisman while travelling to accept an Academy Award for his appearances in post-election campaign ads.

Obama said: “I will accept the Heisman trophy in the name of all the minority players who are being denied the opportunity to play college football simply because of their grades, lack of ability or incarceration “.

The White House also announced today that Obama has reluctantly been persuaded by his staff and the ACLU to present himself with the Presidential Medal Of Freedom for the outstanding deeds he hopes to accomplish sometime in the future. A decision on his Congressional Medal of Honor has been temporarily sidetracked because of minor technical issues concerning eligibility.

In the meantime, decisions on the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, as well as the economy, have been delayed indefinitely due to the president’s busy schedule of public appearances. When asked what involvement he will have in the healthcare bill named in his honor, Obama replied: I will probably vote “Present”.

Bob S. on October 16, 2009 at 5:34 pm


Bob S. on October 16, 2009 at 5:42 pm

Meghan is very insecure. And she needs some sun on those pale legs.

Keith in Houston on October 16, 2009 at 6:07 pm

Can you disagree with someone without going into crude sexual remarks, or have you never gotten past middle school mentally?

Sorrow01 on October 16, 2009 at 6:12 pm

Sorry, but if if she paid to have that sh?tty photo taken, she should ask for a full refund and then some. There is nothing good quality or artistic in that image and it begs for a retouch (shiny nose and forehead si very sucky and it is usually photoshopped), it rather looks as if she took it herself on a mirror with her cellphone, the reversed text adds to my theory.

Luis on October 16, 2009 at 6:36 pm

Seems like a lot of disagreement on this one, Debbie. I dislike MM’s politics, and though she seems sleazy (or hot or both, depending on who is judging here), I don’t see that she’s relevant any more.

McCain is gone for good, I believe, and so is Palin for that matter. I hope we finally get some decent candidates to vote for–especially for a presidential candidate.

BB on October 16, 2009 at 7:34 pm

I’m shocked, Debbie, but I think you’re wrong. If you look at the picture, the text on the book is backwards*. The picture was shot in a mirror, something young women do when they take pictures like this.

RINO? Check.

Reading about Warhol to see how to extend her fifteen minutes? Check.

Self-serving and lacking a coherent political philosophy? Check.

Is that a professional picture? No.

* What, wasn’t everyone else focusing on the book? What else was there to look at?

Orwellian on October 16, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    Sorry, a camera phone is not going to give you a picture of that quality, especially in black and white. If Meghan is indoors, she would need ring lighting to get rid of shadows and balance the scene. A simple flash would not give you such a clearly visible background(note the area just below the ceiling).

    Sorrow01 on October 18, 2009 at 5:08 am

Well you can drinkem pretty but you can’t drinkem thin!

Drakken on October 17, 2009 at 7:27 pm

I hate the pumped-up, aggressive, slutty, too-much-makeup, too-much-jewelry look. Whatever happened to the girl next door, with just some jeans and a nice sweater or something?

Steve Ventry on October 19, 2009 at 12:45 am

The entire party is a shambles. Her father is worse. What a RINO and a turncoat.

Never again will I ever vote Republican. I don’t give a rat’s ass if the other candidate is the effin’ antichrist this time around.

Steve Harkonnen on October 19, 2009 at 9:57 am

I don’t particularly care for anybody’s past lines of work, just as long as they don’t interfere with the presidency or of anything particularly important. But of course, complete idiots like the mainstream media (ie. the news channels, not some invisible metaphor meaning “everybody else but me”) and yourself will twist this around as your views of life depend on it. “A woman should not be this” , “A woman should not be that”, “Woman should be like this,this, and this. Most people don’t live in your world of rude and condescending depictions (which are more or less slander) GET OVER IT!

Obo on October 19, 2009 at 1:24 pm

Of course, if Meghan actually did cover up, Debbie would accuse her of being in cahoots with Tinkerbell in that grand Muslim Feminist conspiracy to turn our kids into burka-wearing lesbians, or something. So yeah, she’s right that it is a case of “Would You Rather?”–would you rather be called a whore or a frigid wanna-be-a-man dyke? Those are your only two options in Debbie’s world, ladies.

K on October 19, 2009 at 11:03 pm

Debbie is right on as always. Keep it up

Ken Brks on March 14, 2012 at 5:37 pm

You are so negative toward Black women and Muslim Black women. You must understand that each of us is different! You have NO respect for our highly educated President. Now, that your President is in, who has NO college education, watch this country go to the dogs. School teachers, social workers, nurses, doctors, lawyers etc…are required to have a degree, yet, our newly elected President has NO DEGREE and very little education; that’s why he opened a fake college, STUPID. Also, hasn’t his wife posed nude? When he’s outside the U.S., he will probably think these other leaders are speaking a foreign language b/c he is so illiterate. He’s the highest paid WELFARE RECIPIENT receiving 5 billion dollar loans, our tax money. Other countries will never respect him. He’s no different than his friend Arnold S… loves his foreigner women and laid up with and had a baby with a pig. From what I saw, this idiot seems very surprised that he won, even he didn’t think it was possible. His best friend is Hitler, he used the same tactics Hitler used to get people on his side, jobs; he doesn’t know anything about a job, the banks just lay it in his lap. And, don’t you ever say anything about Blacks not reading, you can’t spell, nor can you punctuate. And, I’m not speaking of all white women, but, you’re a racist and trouble maker. The bible says to pray for your enemies… Our country will surely be the laughing stock of the world. Actually, he only beat the weak and wore down Hilliary…that’s all he did. I wish it had been Bernie Sanders he went up against. Discussed!

NOR on November 12, 2016 at 3:17 am

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