June 19, 2007, - 2:24 pm

HILARIOUS: Animal Rights Activists Say Americans Prejudiced Against Black …Dogs?!

Leave it to the vapid People Magazine to provide us endless entertainment in the absurd. And, no, I’m not referring to the Paris Hilton Chronicles.
In the June 11, 2007 issue of People–the same one that –we learn that Aemricans are not just prejudiced against Black people. We are also “racist” against black dogs. Here’s the headline:

Dog Discrimination?: When It Comes to Finding Owners, Big Black Pooches Often Face a Tougher Time Than Canines of Other Colors.

Black Lab: Preferred Dog of

But animal rights activist Tamara Delany tells People she hopes to change our “racism” toward adopting Black orphans . . . of the canine variety. She’s even coined a phrase: BBD–“Big Black Dog.” BBDs, she claims, are in danger of being euthanized. Hmmm . . . euthanizing America’s Black dogs. Sounds like genocide to me.
Jacque Lynn Schultz says that Black dogs have “two strikes” against them. The Director of the ASPCA’s shelter outreach program said that Black dogs are more complicated to keep and “they look menacing–people can’t read their facial expressions easily.” Yup, dog owners are racists.
I’m sure Oprah is all over it. Oh, wait. Her magazine cover showed her with her dogs . . . and they are all WHITE. Uh-oh. Oprah is a dog racist. I guess it makes sense–she’s repeatedly bragged that she And now she has some good White dogs, too.

Oprah: Racist Against Black Dogs (& White “Folks”)

For the record, even though I am not a pet owner, if I had a dog, I’d get a German Shepherd, Alaskan Husky, or Black Labrador Retriever. See, I am not a racist. Oprah is, though.

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I have had black labs & huskies. Both very different but both great. Fierce lovers of their masters.

J-Lin on June 19, 2007 at 2:57 pm

That’s bulls***, who could not love that big black face. I think I’ll get my (zebra) cat one.

John Cunningham on June 19, 2007 at 3:37 pm

Such nonsense. I have three labrador retrievers, Black, Chocolate, and Yellow. Finest dog’s on the planet in my opinion.
Do I qualify for an EEO award now? LOL
Pure stupidity.

EverVigilantSheepdog on June 19, 2007 at 3:56 pm

Debbie, no dogs or other pets for me, either. Do I really need a large, smelly, expensive mammal using my property as a toilet? It seems like a lot of tsoris*.
*=Swedish word, antonym for naches.

Anonymous1 on June 19, 2007 at 4:11 pm

So a black dog is somehow a race now? They are mentaly ill.
Next will be the black cat. We know it might give you back luck, but it may also make you raaaacist.
People Magazine don’t speak for me or other blacks.

Squirrel3D on June 19, 2007 at 10:17 pm

“It seems like a lot of tsoris*.
*=Swedish word, antonym for naches.”
Do Swedes use Yiddish words? I was not aware of this.
I myself am more a fan of Sephardic pronunciation. I’ll take a big heap of tsurot over tsoris any day.

LibertarianBulbasaur on June 20, 2007 at 2:44 am

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!! Debbie, I love you so much! Where do you find these things? You can’t make this stuff up.
Oy vey.
I once owned a gorgeous black Doberman pinscher, but he was lazy, aggressive, and committed all kinds of criminal acts against the household and community, so I got rid of him. Sold him to a farmer down in the southern part of the moonbat state I lived in then. Oops, was I not supposed to say all that? 🙂

AmericanJewess on June 20, 2007 at 5:28 am

Too funny.
We own a lab and they really are the best dogs – very friendly. If you want to get a watchdog, etc – I would not recommend a lab b/c while they might bark they don’t have the type of demeanor to do too much harm, if you get my drift.
OTOH, if you got a german shepherd pup – raised and trained it with the help of a professional trainer – you would have a *very* loyal animal that could help you out. Just my 2cents.

CarpeDiem on June 20, 2007 at 6:55 am

Debbie, I must admit that I am very prejudice against morons who pretend to be ICE managers. EverVigilantShitdog is at the top of my list.

J Leyn on June 20, 2007 at 8:33 am

Anonymous1, you know why moe slums don’t like dogs? A dog doesn’t know how to lie.

John Cunningham on June 20, 2007 at 9:38 am

Aha! I bet you all “own” black dogs and then keep them on chains or penned up in your yards! It’s your secret wish to bring back slavery isn’t it?

bleechers on June 20, 2007 at 10:04 am

Dogs are the racists!!! My dog, a tri-color beagle, did not like black people. I’m not exactly sure why, other than when he was a puppy we had an incident involving 3 black teenagers looking for a girl who gave them our address. They insisted she lived here and when confronted by the police they picked a name off the buzzer. We had to call the cops 3 times (they kept coming back and throwing pebbles at the windows). From that moment on my dog had a problem with blacks (even though I’m not a racist).
I have heard other people (including hispanicss) talk about their dogs being racists.

sandy on June 20, 2007 at 1:37 pm

I’m sorry . . . . last I heard, Oprah’s beloved cocker spaniel Sophie was still alive (albeit very sick). Sophie is not white. She is black as coal. The other cocker spaniel is a deep brown – I think his name is Solomon. So now she has 3 golden retrievers to add to her canine family (picked out by Stedman I understand). So what’s the problem???? They’re dogs for chrissake. She already has some “black” dogs, she can’t have some “white” ones now w/o being called a racist? Beyond stupid.

DGomez on June 20, 2007 at 2:25 pm

There are too many dogs. They have more rights than people.
Dogs are a synthetic conglomeration of cells to make needy people happy.
In my city, there is a pit bull ban. People think it’s dog racism. Isn’t that a joke? People are getting dog mentalities.

Perry on June 20, 2007 at 4:04 pm

I possess two black lab X’s and continue to suffer the unjust paranoia of landlords who would rather put us on the streets—Homeless—than rent us a space to stay out of these AWFUL WEATHER Conditions than consider that We are A Team. They go with me, even IF We have to put up with this new Plutocracy being protected by a POLICE STATE MENTALITY?
Samuel Quintana
Santa Ynez, CA.

samuel quintana on March 5, 2013 at 3:40 pm

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samuel quintana on March 5, 2013 at 3:42 pm

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