July 14, 2005, - 2:06 pm

Spot-On Worst Bluffer Award: Slick Willie (& Abu Moskowitz, Too)

By Debbie Schlussel
According to Detroit Free Press’ John Smyntek, Bill Clinton was voted “Worst Bluffer of All Time” in a survey of 18,000 players at CasinoFortune.com. Just a guess, but Worst Bluff: “I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky . . . .”

My 2nd Place Award for Worst Bluffers: “Former” PFLP terrorist and FBI award revokee and all the radical Islamic groups, throughout America and the rest of the world (including terror groups Hezbollah and HAMAS), condemning the 7/7 London and assorted other Islamic terrorist attacks.
Or Hamad’s buddy, Detroit Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Special Agent in Charge a/k/a Abu Moskowitz, whose lame bluff e-mail message is posted . He claimed, in defending his refusal to discuss his questionable behavior–including a close relationship with “former” terrorist Hamad, “my only motivation would be to do what is in the best interests of law enforcement, the public, and the agency.” Right. This was right after his press guy, Greg Palmore, told me the real, uncensored reason–that “it won’t enhance [Abu] Moskowitz’s career.”
(Donald Trump won best bluffer, FYI. Feel free to post other nominations for best and worst bluffer.)

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4 Responses

At least Clinton didn’t lose his presidency when his bluff was called. Impeached and disgraced, but still President.
I think two of the worst bluffers in recent memory were Saddam Hussein, who went all in with the military equivalent of seven-deuce offsuit and got caught with his lice-infested pants down; or the entire John Kerry campaign who, even though they had an abundance of jokers, forgot that at some point they had to actually lay their cards on the table to be counted – a play they never made.

Yngvai on July 14, 2005 at 3:08 pm

Two letters. OJ.

Henry C. Alphin Jr. on July 14, 2005 at 6:49 pm

Oprah, Hitlery Clinton, The Kennedys, and all Hollywood celebs who are “just like us normal people”, care about the poor and downtrodden, and are experts in politics.
Madonna, Brittney Spears, and “You make me wanna screammmmmmmmmm” Ashley Simpson….”Live in Concert”
Mike Tyson
Kevin Mr. Spears Federline
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
NHL Players Union.

The_Man on July 14, 2005 at 11:08 pm

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