April 5, 2006, - 6:47 pm

Even Gazillionaire Gangsta Rappers Can’t Buy Happiness w/Their Trash

After just 82 days of marriage, one of America’s worst influences, Eminem, filed for divorce in Michigan’s Macomb County Circuit Court, today.
This was his second marriage . . . to the same woman, Kim Mathers, about whom he rapped of dismembering in front of their young daughter.
If only he could divorce himself from America, too. For now, we’ll have to be happy with the fact that this woman he was dumb enough to marry twice will get half of the half she didn’t get the first time around.

Eminem & Kim Mathers’ 2nd Divorce: Twice as Nice

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5 Responses

“… one of America’s worst influences, Eminem… ” Agreed!

DeBodine on April 5, 2006 at 7:17 pm

Forget Eminem’s Revenge. Looks like it’s going to be Kim’s Revenge now.
Funny to see her tower over him in that pic and funny to see him dressed like a dork, too.

The_Man on April 5, 2006 at 8:35 pm

I think I know why he married her again. He needed to come up with new material for his next album. Since he made so much money off of bashing his wife before, it only makes sense that he’d do the same for the sake of a number one album.

Concerned Conservative on April 6, 2006 at 11:19 am

you all need to shut the fuck up. you think ur all cool well your not he is one of the best rap stars ever so why dont you all go off yourselves

mee on October 22, 2010 at 12:29 pm

It’s called marketing. You bash him for his lyrics in a song, and have no idea about him as a person. The best part is everyone knows him, either love him or hate him. No one knows your little page that is destined for nothing but the occasional google search result. You wish for him to divorce himself from America… America doesn’t wanna marry you at all, never will…loser.

John Smith on March 5, 2011 at 4:53 pm

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