April 1, 2010, - 5:15 pm

Hey, Islam’s Found the Cure for Baldness

By Debbie Schlussel

Forget the Hair Club for Men.  It’s time for the Hair Club for Mohammed (he’s not only the prophet, he’s also a member).


Whereas the Hair Club for Men costs thousands for complete hair transplants, with each follicular insertion costing several dollars a piece, the Hair Club for Muslims won’t put you in hock.  Instead, you hock your daughter. . . or someone else’s daughter.  At least, that’s what they do in Jakarta, Indonesia (the country with the world’s largest Muslim population).

A man in Klaten, Central Java says he sold an underage girl as a prostitute in order to pay for his hair treatments.

Mardi, 21, was detained on Wednesday. Police said he had acted as a pimp for a 15-year-old girl named WE. The police were tipped off by local residents who grew suspicious after noticing that the girl often went to a hotel with different men.

According to police, Mardi confessed that he had sold WE to four men. Each of them paid him between Rp 70 thousand ($7.67) and Rp 100 thousand. The men were later detained and named as suspects in human trafficking.

Mardi told Metro TV he needed money to pay for his hair smoothing treatment.

“We are investigating the possibility that WE is not the only girl he sold. Our investigators from the women and children’s protection unit are questioning the victim,” said Klaten Police head detective Edy Sitepu.

As reader Worry01 notes:

We keep hearing about the superiority of Islamic Family Values.

Yup, we keep hearing about it, but it’s not exactly what comes to fruition. On the other hand. You have a family, they harvest the Islamic, uh, “value” of it.

Alhamdillullah [praise allah] Islamic modesty and haute coiffure combined into one.

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7 Responses

I guess they don’t have conditioner in Jakarta?

I really doubt any of the “Johns” used a condom,so I guess the poor young girl contracted something she’ll never get rid of.

ebayer on April 1, 2010 at 5:43 pm

Let me guess: The religion oh hairPeice?

ward on April 1, 2010 at 7:06 pm

    Let me guess: The religion oh hairPiece?

    ward on April 1, 2010 at 7:08 pm

He could have done his own hair transplant for free, just take the victim you just beheaded ,scalp him, make sure he had nice hair , and put it on your own head and water it daily, when it roots you will never know it is infidel hair. If by some chance i tdoesn’t work you can try again, there are plenty of infidels out there.

MadHatter on November 18, 2010 at 11:11 pm

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hassan on June 12, 2011 at 10:58 am

Okay, so I’m really confused! What has this guy got to do with Muslims and Islam as a religion. One man acts like a fool and you blame the religion he claims to be part of. So if a Christian or a Jew does something wrong we should blame and disrespect Jesus and Abraham and all their followers? Sometimes we need to use a little intellect, otherwise we end up with articles like this which advocate hatred and animosity.

Sadie on August 29, 2012 at 12:20 am

I agree, what has Islam got to do with this guy, fair enough he might have been a Muslim, or probably not, but you cannot go around blaming the religion due to an individuals act.

That’s like saying if one Christian guy raped a young girl then they are all rapist and that’s what their religios preaches them!!
Some people are really silly but I guess people are always against Islam these days because it had the most followers and is the ste

Shaz on September 11, 2014 at 6:16 pm

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