May 11, 2010, - 12:35 pm

Hilarious: World Gushes Over Dubai Police Keystone Koppery in HAMAS Assassination

By Debbie Schlussel

Remember the January assassination of HAMAS terrorist arms dealer Mahmoud Al-Mabhouh a/k/a “Abu Abed” in Dubai?


Inspector Al-Clouseau:

World Fawns Over Inept Dubai Police Chief Dahi Khalfan Tamim


“Extraordinary . . . depth” of Dubai Police Hasn’t Caught or Even ID’d a Single One


Mahmoud Al-Mabhouh a/k/a Abu Abed, Rot In Jehenim [Hell]

How could you forget, since the CCTV video was all over the net, and I brought it to you here.  Plus, the whole word was outraged–outraged!–at this clean-up job, erasing a mass murderer from the world.  Though it’s never been proven (but is likely the case), the world attacked Israel, investigations all over the place began, and Great Britain sent an Israeli diplomat packing.

In the four months since the clean, quick, and successful assassination, the BS gushing over the incompetent Dubai police has reached epic proportions, even though not one of the 11 assassination team members has been identified or caught to date.  It’s affirmative action PR for the jihad because the world is too politically correct to point out that Muslims are better Keystone Kops than even the Keystone Kops were.  Here’s a taste of the gushing from the Wall Street Journal and Interpol. No, it’s not Inspector Clouseau they’re talking about, but same difference:

International law-enforcement officials have praised Dubai’s police work in the case. Dubai has released closed-circuit video showing suspects—some in disguise—in the hotel where the assassination took place, at one point sharing an elevator ride with their alleged victim.

Officials in Dubai also have released photos, flight information, credit-card and phone data of the growing list of suspects in the case.

Yeah, photos, credit card info, etc. of FAKE persons. Hellooooo . . .? This and 25 cents will buy you half a gumball. But the drool continues:

“That’s what is most extraordinary, the depth, thoroughness and openness of the Dubai police’s investigation of an assassination that took months to plan, but only hours to execute,” says Interpol Secretary-General Ronald K. Noble.

Um, that’s “extraordinary,” “depth” and “thoroughness”? Not catching a single assassin and identifying fake names? Hilarious.

Yes, for Israel it took only hours to execute. Meanwhile, the Dubai Dummies with badges have worked on this for four months. And still, they got nothin’. “Al-Cold Case.” And unlike the TV show of the same name, it’ll stay cold.

They–the international law enforcement tools–can fawn and pander to the inept Dubai cops all they want.  But the proof is in the pudding.  Not a single Israeli has been arrested in connection with the assassination, not a single Mossad agent has been identified in the killing, and while Dubai continues to name suspects, most of them are pseudonyms, fake identities, so they really haven’t identified anyone at all–other than a few Arabs, including a Palestinian, whom they arrested.

There’s one potential tie to the Israelis, but, again, it points out the incompetence of police yet again–this time, the New Zealand police:

international investigators are probing whether one suspect identified recently is the same man being sought by police in New Zealand in a separate case: Zev Barkan.

In 2004, two Israeli citizens were sentenced by a New Zealand court to six-month jail terms for their role in attempting to fraudulently obtain a New Zealand passport. Mr. Barkan also was sought by police in connection with the case but fled the country. He is believed to be still at large.

“Several agencies believe it is the same man,” said the person familiar with the situation.

The 2004 case triggered a diplomatic spat between New Zealand and Israel after Wellington officials said Mr. Barkan had been an Israel government official who served in embassies in Vienna and Brussels. . . .

Police in New Zealand declined to comment beyond confirming that an arrest warrant is outstanding for Mr. Barkan. Officials said details of the warrant aren’t public.

Yet, they never caught the guy. Just like the Dubai police.

By the way, I heard that Dubai has identified three other suspects, today, in the Al-Mabhouh killing:  Arthur Fonzarelli, Art Van DeLay, and George Costanza.  I hear they’ve been tied to the Mossad because they once ate corned beef at a Jewish-owned deli.

If I ever commit a murder or a serious violent crime, I hope the Dubai police are on the case.

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22 Responses

Zev Barkan? That sounds like a fake name too.

Eddie Baby on May 11, 2010 at 12:44 pm

If they were any good they would have put a stop to the terrorist money laundering that occurs there on a regular basis. They would have identified and arrested those involved.

Better yet, if they were any good they would have arrested the guy the that “the Israelis” snuffed out.

I_AM_ME on May 11, 2010 at 1:12 pm

So a known terrorist dies from general anaesthetic use when the guy was known to have a serious congenital disorder and no-one says, “Wait a minute, maybe the dude died at the Doctor?”

Can you say cover-up? The Mossad has removed people with just about every method known but none as nonviolent as ummm an overdose of anaesthetic. What kind of message does that send?

But seriously, I can just see the Dubai Police Chief unmasking Mossad Agent “old Man Smithers” who says,
“I would have gotten away with it if not for you pesky kids.”

Jonny on May 11, 2010 at 1:15 pm

Actually, the little known fact is, that when the Brits expelled the Israeli diplomat for the Mabhouh assassination, they also secretly threatened to expel the Israeli ambassador himself if Israel were to use British passports to assassinate Bin Laden.

Will48 on May 11, 2010 at 1:26 pm

There’s a reason why none of the islamists are cheering that Abu-abed has now entered into “Paradise-Muslim style”-they know in their hearts that it’s all a lie, that there are no eternal virgins awaiting their rapists.
Bye the bye-I have a solution for the problem of Islamist money laundering to fund terrorism: put Obama in charge of those companies…bankrupt in a week.

Douglas Q on May 11, 2010 at 1:27 pm

Thanks Nick for confirming for us the depth of your intellect.

How curious that these super sleuths have yet to reveal the videos outside Mabhouh’s room. Or provide any details about what that piece of slime was doing in Dubai, where he went during those missing hours, or who’s passport *he* was traveling under, etc.

Raymond in DC on May 11, 2010 at 1:27 pm

Mossad is awesome. And Dubai should just shut the Hell up instead of all this puffery that exposes their profound stupidity and ineptness. Great story Debbie.

DS_ROCKS! on May 11, 2010 at 2:21 pm

Let’s just hope and pray that these brave heros (the “Abu Abed” Hit Squad) go on to perform more good works!! One down, many millions of terrorists to go.

Jarhead on May 11, 2010 at 2:31 pm

How could I forget? I can’t! I wish I could! I keep seeing and hearing Dubai Police Chief – Dahi Khalfan Tamim on every TV,Radio & Paper at lest 3 times a day! I can’t remember whom I assassinated, who were my comrades, where this event took place!… NOTHING ! total blackout!

All I see is this “Abu Sherlock”! Even in my dreams!…

Alexander Münch on May 11, 2010 at 2:32 pm

Hilarious… they keep finding more assassins. 32 at the last count. That many where needed to kill ONE man? What inept police work. And the Dubai police still have not identified the REAL killer.

Go figure. And I hope they keep up the good work!

NormanF on May 11, 2010 at 3:28 pm

Art Van DeLay, ha haaa great stuf Debbie. Oh yeah don’t forget Kramers friend Bob Sakamano, who gives great advice to Kramer.

Patrick Brownrigg on May 11, 2010 at 3:32 pm

Hey Deb!

Aren’t you glad these clods from Dubai aren’t running our ports?

There is NO Santa Claus on May 11, 2010 at 4:44 pm

Remember, Homer Simpson is sleeping with your wife. rofl.

worry01 on May 11, 2010 at 6:00 pm

Last I heard, the Dubai police were investigating a Mr. Seymour Butts as the brains behind this assassination. Or was he named as the brains behind the Dubai police department?

Yes, I do apologize for being so juvenile.

Harry on May 11, 2010 at 6:22 pm

Three comments:

1) Another excellent post, Debbie.

2) Am I glad the Dubai police are on the opposite team.

3) As for Nick above, well, enough said.

JeffE on May 11, 2010 at 8:22 pm

Fonzarelli, Van DeLay, Costanza: three great Americans!

Morgan Kane on May 11, 2010 at 10:32 pm

Personally I find it incredible that a hotel so covered with CCTV cameras wouldn’t have cameras in the hallways. This leads to three possible scenarios:

* The CCTV footage of these cameras doesn’t show anybody but the “victim” entering the “victim’s” room.
* The CCTV cameras in question were disabled however, IIRC no such claim was made by the Dubai authorities.
* The CCTV cameras in question did function but they do not support the claims made by the Dubai authorities.

Regardless of which of the above scenarios is correct, not coming clean about it shows that the Dubai authorities have an agenda…

Eliezer on May 12, 2010 at 6:16 am

And another one bites the dust!! I’m hoping that whoever did this fine bit of assassination work is continuing to plan and will carry out even more of this good work in eliminating terrorist vermin from the planet. As we used to say..BZ…to whoever.

kenny komodo on May 12, 2010 at 3:18 pm

Mossad did not do it. The guy died of natural causes or medical malpractice.

Trust me.

sjh on May 12, 2010 at 10:28 pm

Why is nobody investigating an Irish connection? The IRA & Hamas have links from the past.

Chad D on May 13, 2010 at 5:47 am

They violated the Emirates,Junkey conservative bitch,,lemme give it to u hard ,,OH YEAH DAMN,

WHOCARES on May 31, 2010 at 1:49 am

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