July 29, 2005, - 2:58 pm

Oprah Sucks Alert

By Debbie Schlussel
Oprah Winfrey’s given me so much material about her Islamist leanings it filled a very LONG column, prompting me to become the proud owner of www.OprahSucks.com. Not kidding.
But there’s more material.
Today’s episode of “Oprah,” re-run for the THIRD(!) time, is “Going Around the World With Oprah.” The idea is that Oprah will “show” us what life is like for 30-year-old women from around the world. Only, it’s all a bunch of bull.
And predictably, life in almost everywhere else–places like the Muslim Arab world–is much better than here in America (except for Queen Oprah). Cuba is a place where women can average three ex-husbands (this is good?) and have “more rights.” Puh-leeze. No-one has more rights in Cuba. Yes, everyone is equal there–equally persecuted. “We have to get out of our sort of American way of thinking,” National Geographic’s Explorer host Lisa Ling told Oprah, in pushing Castro’s “paradise.” (Gee, why doesn’t she live there?)
Then there’s Kuwait. Oprah says it’s the only democracy in the Middle East, even though (at the time this was shot) women don’t get to vote (they now do–but the vote, for both genders, is meaningless). Huh? Kuwait is an Islamic caliphate. It is ruled by an Emir and a royal family (the Al-Sabahs), not to mention religious clerics.
Wrong, Queen Oprah, the only democracy in the Middle East is ISRAEL!
And, of course, Oprah wouldn’t miss the chance to rip our efforts in Iraq. A Muslim woman who is on Oprah frequently with her phony charity (a charity that denies honor killings are characteristic of Islam) says it’s all our fault that now Iraqi women are hooked on valium. They take it, she says, because of what we did to their country. Actually, Iraqi women have been taking valium since the days of Saddam Hussein, when he wouldn’t allow relatives to have funerals for their relatives he just killed.
Tell the truth, Oprah! For once.
Thanks for your phony baloney “tour” of the world–at least, the world according to Oprah.

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30 Responses

You should put a one hour syndicated program together as well. I think it should be called ‘WRONG!’. Its goal would be to discredit any an all celebrities of misreporting and wrongdoing. Especially those who are ‘Beloved’ such as Oprah.
How can this wacko Oprah overlook Israel.

Avatar on July 29, 2005 at 6:12 pm

Hey, could I post a comment please?

bokan on July 30, 2005 at 7:44 am

Yes Oprah does suck ,but i figured that out a long time ago.Oprah is all about promoting Oprah as the female Messiah.She has all the answers to lifes question and shes all about saving Us from ourselfs remember the big blowout with the beef producers when she said she would not eat beef and advise people nnot to eat it because of the start of the madcow sickness.How about recently when she was in Paris and demanded that that fancy store stay open for her.She is the Messiah for God sake, here to save Europe.But no it was closing time and the store people closed the store then Oprah reached into her bag of tricks and pulled out the race card calling the store managers and staff racist.Nice

devildog on July 31, 2005 at 2:12 pm

“No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.”
I don’t really care for Mencken, but Oprah proves him right at least in this instance.
For the life of me I can’t understand the cult of Oprah. She has an amazing hold on a certain part of America, but I find her show a complete bore. I can’t watch it for more than 5 minutes before wanting to gag. She comes across as a complete phony and has no interview skills and just leans over and spreads ’em for any celeb.
The U.S. Army should discover the brainwashing technique Oprah discovered and use it on our enemies.

The_Man on July 31, 2005 at 10:56 pm

It never ceases to amaze me how Oprah can still get a free pass after the countless times she’s been exposed fpr being a TOTAL FRAUD! Oprah was lauded for that fake free car give away to the audience when it was actually Pontiac that did it and just used Oprah (the tool) to promote it. Of course, Oprah failed to mention to her audience that they’d all be on the hook for TAX, LICENSE, DOC FEE, & DESTINATION CHARGE FOR DELIVERY which came out to about $6,000. Anyone got that kind of spare change for a “free car”? Then, there’s the megalomaniac that Oprah unleashed on us all named “Dr. Phil” (Another fake). After all of her shameless lies about the Beef Industry, she turns her 2-bit lawyer into some sort of expert Psychologist. Oprah… YOU SUCK! Deb… YOU ROKK!!

Yiddish Steel on July 31, 2005 at 11:32 pm

I don’t understand the Oprah Jedi Mind Trick on America, either. The current America celeb worship is odd to me, a phenomenon I don’t understand. But, I have a theory.
All models and pretty actresses claim they were ugly dorks in high school who had to beg for dates. The public just digs those publicity agency stories about rising from the ashes to untold wealth and fame. Just like Oprah does, if you can sell that and show just enough “common man struggle (weight fluctuations, struggle against racism, etc.)” you can make billions off the gullible public because that is what most people worship, the dream to live in the lap of luxury without the daily grind and be waited on hand and foot by the “little people.” MTV, People Magazine, and other E!TV type tripe has been selling this “bling bling” myth for years. It always looks and sounds nicer than my parents telling me to “get an education and work hard.”

Jeff_W on August 1, 2005 at 9:10 am

The Dirty Dozen

So much good stuff out there, so little time. Here’s a dirty dozen of the best stuff I’ve run across over the weekend. Yeah, I’m late on some of it, but give me a damn break.

Six Meat Buffet on August 1, 2005 at 10:08 am

The Dirty Dozen

So much good stuff out there, so little time. Here’s a dirty dozen of the best stuff I’ve run across over the weekend. Yeah, I’m late on some of it, but give me a damn break.

Six Meat Buffet on August 1, 2005 at 10:08 am

Why not just boycott Oprah or should I say the it’s all about Oprah show. Let’s just stop watching and making her rich off of other peoples misery and misfortune. Its really quite simple. Change the channel and don’t buy her magazines or hype. Better yet how about a “Quit Oprah National Holiday? Anybody game? I keep hearing about the power of the internet and blogging. Why not put it to the test? Lets pencil it in on our calendars for her 20th Anniversary show. How about a prize for anyone who can stomach watching the entire show. Lets make the prize a big fat Empty Wallet with nothing but a picture of Oprah being interviewed about her unfortunate riches to
rags blahblahblahbilings?

bhappy on August 17, 2005 at 10:07 pm

Would you elect a presidential candidate such as Barack Obama based upon an endorsement by someone who endorsed scams which bilked large amounts of money from the public? How about an endorsement from someone who endorses people who champion violent terrorists, mass murderers and slave owners? Maybe not, but what if the endorser is very well known and has her own television show? OK, well, I can’t be talking about Oprah Winfrey, Right?… but I am. I am speaking of the Oprah Winfrey Cult. Before you go to the next comment thinking that I am exaggerating or making reckless and baseless comments, take the deepest breath of your life and read on just a little bit more to see the justification.
In the beginning of 2007, Oprah Winfrey had a number of shows dedicated to a scam known as “The Secret”. On Oprah’s show and other shows hosting by others, this “The Secret? promoted pyramid schemes and made either misleading or outright false claims about their product. This is the same crowd who blamed the workers at the Twin Towers for their own deaths because they were at the wrong place at the wrong time because of their “bad thoughts?. The proof of these false “Secret” claims were made on countless websites, and respected magazines such as Newsweek and Nightline. Oprah not only endorsed this snake oil known infamously as; ?The Secret” but she championed it and placed herself at the top of the pyramid of lies and deceit. “The Secret” used Oprah’s shows as shameless infomercials and propaganda, and Oprah pandered endlessly to them. “The Secret” also praised a slave owner numerous times. While it may seem out of character for Oprah to allow uncontested praise of slave owners by the guests on her show, keep in mind that these slaves were white and not black–which may have made the difference for Oprah. Oprah is quick to use the race card such as when she was in Paris and demanded that a fancy store stay open just for her and when it didn?t recognize her as the head of the Oprah Cult?cried racism against her. Not that I am suggesting that Oprah is a racist, but put this together with the fact Oprah only will support a black candidate (Barack Obama) without due consideration of other candidates. Moreover, Oprah supports Obama despite the fact that Obama shares a stage with a well known bigot. So it makes one wonder about whether Oprah is a racist in her support of Obama. Or perhaps Oprah is a very poor judge of character as witnessed by her championing of; ?The Secret” which is now the subject of world wide criminal fraud investigations and lawsuits. Consider another choice of guest endorsed by Oprah. The fake doctor, who performed surgery on Kanye West’s mother and then later died, was booked on Oprah and endorsed. Consider also Oprah?s choice of child abusing employees for her school. In either case, Oprah’s endorsement of Obama has no meaning beyond a tv personality cynically trying to whip up some more interest in her tv show ratings, while pretending to show interest in humanity.

truth13 on December 2, 2007 at 10:07 pm

Check out http://www.newspiritualbible.com/index1.html
This is a site which chronicles Oprah Winfrey’s willingness to promote and champion cults who praise convicted Nazi war criminals.

truth13 on December 21, 2007 at 1:26 am

Oprah is amazing! She goes from promoting one scam to another. Her latest is her worst though. Oprah says that for everyday for a year, she will broadcast “A Course in Miracles” on her XM radio. The author claims that Jesus Christ dictated the book to her word for word. No proof offered. Oprah says, no proof needed–it must be true. However, the truth is that the co-author of the book was named William Thetford. He was head of a sick organization called: MK-ULTRA. This organization admitted to giving LSD to unsuspecting individuals to cause hallucinations (and maybe slipped some LSD to Helen Schuchman, the other co-author of “A Course in Miracles”). There are many documents and videos evidencing that top members of MK-ULTRA forced young children to take illegal drugs and then used these children as sex slaves. Just check out the link below which will link you to more shocking details about Oprah’s new misadventures. Anyone who reads these documents about Oprah’s course and still thinks Oprah is some kind of spiritual leader, is probably on LSD themselves. The link is:

truth13 on December 31, 2007 at 12:26 am

I don’t like Oprah either but israel being democratic??
1. Israel has no constitution. A constitution is a must for any democracy. Constitutions are needed to establish clearly defined physical, ethical, humanitarian and legal borders, recognizing the citizens living within them — both their rights and their responsibilities. Since Israel has not made up its mind which lands it will grab from the Palestinians to include within its politically flexible borders, it has in effect no legitimate borders, no constitution, and no true democracy.
2. Israel is a self-declared Jewish state. Its army drafts almost exclusively Jews for military service. Conscription compulsory and racially exclusive.
3. Israel’s immigration policy discriminates on the basis of religion. Only Jews are allowed to live permanently in Israel, while any Palestinians (whether Muslim or Christian) are barred from ever returning if they leave.
4. Israel militarily occupies lands belonging to its neighbours. For nearly 40 years, it has subjected their indigneous populations to terror and deprivation through military violence.
5. Israel has never admitted wrongdoing. After more than half a century of using arbitrary and often brutal methods to establish and maintain statehood, no healing and reconciliation process towards indigenous and diaspora Palestinian populations has been initiated. Israel has ignored strong encouragement to do so from the international community, from the UN and from Palestinians themselves.
6. Israel is a threatening nuclear power. Israel’s nuclear capability is a potential weapon of mass destruction towards its neighbours and the world. Canada, a leader in the development of peaceful-use nuclear technology, does not stockpile weapons to threaten the world under the guise of self-protection.
7. Israel refuses to see itself as part of Asia or the Middle East. Israel has always stood aloof from the international community, rather than develop itself as a Jewish majority state that is committed to achieving peace and justice for all, including non-Jews. Perversely, it maintains before the rest of the world a facade of uniqueness, fed by an ingrained siege mentality.
8. Israeli Jews are obligated to follow the Halakah. The Halakah (Jewish Law) rules in matters of divorce; there is no civil dissolution of marriage allowed. Halakah Law also forbids Israeli Jews from marrying outside their faith. Restrictive and discriminatory method of maintaining “racial purity”.
9. Israeli towns with significant Arab populations are under-funded. Towns such as Kafr Kasem are significantly under-resourced in comparison to all-Jewish ones. While national equality in civic funding is a difficult ideal to attain, Canadian policy recognizes that the effort must be made in order to ensure a healthier and stronger future for coming generations. Deliberate municipal starvation that results from the under-supply or withholding of essential utilities and public services.
10. Israeli schools openly teach hatred towards Palestinians. Canadian educators are increasingly aware of the need to teach our youth as completely and accurately as possible about the history of our diverse peoples, both in peacetime and in conflict. Israel’s anti-Palestinian indoctrination policy — reflected in the textbooks and teaching methods of its schools — is not indicative of democracy.
yeah, some democracy…

bm on February 26, 2008 at 9:16 am

Thank God there are still some sane and intelligent people in this world. There is hope!

skevans on September 12, 2008 at 7:44 pm

Thank you Debbie…for existing! I always wondered why people want to listen to her..ITS A TALK SHOW but for some reason, whatever she says is golden. WHO cares what she thinks? I hate it when celebrities get involved in politics also. Just because they have money, they think that their opinions matter.

Mike B on January 23, 2009 at 11:41 am

Time for another random act of Oprah. She lost me in the 80s when her peeps handed a bag of yuppie kibble to a homeless man downtown. Poseur extreme whose name was originally spelled
“Okra” .

danny global glove-r on January 21, 2010 at 6:04 am

Debbie Schulessel, you’re supposedly correcting oprah, but, if Kuwait is an islamic caliphet, then so is the United Kingdom and France, because the Kuwaiti constitution is a carbon copy of both. lol in fact islamic clercs are hated in Kuwait, and last but not least, the Kuwaiti constitution only mentiones islam once, it says “kuwait is a muslim country” not an “islamic country”, the interpretation of that quote basically means that the majority of the people in kuwait are muslims. Kuwait is one of the democracies in the middle east, 1st being israel 2nd lebanon and 3rd is Kuwait lol.

nd BTW, the Subahs were the main backers of womens right to vote, but, like all democracies our national assembly which is formed by voters didnt pass the bill :)))

Yousef on February 5, 2010 at 9:38 am


proud kuwaiti on February 16, 2010 at 1:23 am

I remember Oprah when she did Baltimore TV news a LONG time ago. (People are Talking)..jeez
It was better when she was just reading news reports, not creating them. The problem with someone like Oprah is usually the viewers. She dishes out the disinfo, and her audience gobbles it up. “I’m throwing my weight behind Obama….”

Baltimoron on February 27, 2010 at 9:59 am

If Oprah does suck, does that mean I can drop my pants?

evilclown on April 12, 2010 at 5:47 am

oprah sucks…….. but does she swallow?

jack on April 30, 2010 at 12:38 am

And I also feel I am correct in assuming that you guys all think Coulter is a beacon of intelligence. (By the way, Obama isn’t a valid support for an argument and I like Carter best anyway. So, there is no reason for you to throw Obama into a subject he isn’t involved in).

rmnsclash on August 21, 2010 at 11:36 pm

Kuwait indeed isn’t a democracy, but how is that bad? The kuwaities have a better standard of life than Americans and noone is complaining, no?
If you hate Oprah, don’t hate about Muslims. You obviously don’t know anything about Islam, that just shows how stereotypical and ignorant you are. peace&love (:

Gina on March 18, 2011 at 9:11 am

For all the brainwashed Americans that have made her the “most influential woman” in the world. How come she was to stupid to put fuel in her car on her Road Trip!!! This is the the result of the completely clueless Americans that know who the “Survivor’ or “Idol” winner is, but know zero about global politics and internatioal economics. At 70+ years and having fought in two wars to uphold the US Constitution, I’m ashamed of the current generation.

Cowboy Biker on March 31, 2011 at 9:49 pm

i agree with you about the fact that she sucks, anyone who’d go
on public television & claim to be no longer a crack addict’
& make a dam site more $ than anyone could possibly make in a life time,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, now who could that be, maybe some one mr. trump. come on now, who the hell is this icon who can’t seem to maintain her own weight problem now that she stopped smoking crack. and screw the 3rd world population, we can’t even take
care of own elderly, our poor, our homeless & the rest of it.

darrel branch on April 17, 2011 at 12:08 am

Oprah Wynfrey is THE perfect example of why America is in the shape it is in.

Alot of American women WORSHIP oprah and have forgotten God.

Proof: Oprah has elevated herself as a prophet, following her god named Eckhart Tolle. Tolle is a new age guru. He wrote the book ‘A New Earth’

This garbage is the most anti-Christian, unbiblical load of B.S. ever perpetrated on the American public. It is typical cult material that elevates man into god status.

By the way, the next time oprah speaks of racism…. just remember, 99% of the Americans that made her famous and rich are white.

The Realist on May 25, 2011 at 6:00 am

I like the time Oprah helped expose what a fraud the “Holocaust” is by featuring, albeit inadvertently, one of the typical pathological liars that perpetuate this nonsense myth.


Alex on September 12, 2012 at 1:12 am

Oprah is totally delusional. So what if she has all of this crap to build her false sense of esteem on. What does it all add up to? She has public displays of disaster following her like a shadow. She is ignorant and shouldn’t even discuss social and political matters. She is a nutcase that accused her uncle of molesting her. That is the lowest sickest accusation anyone can do to someone else. I have no respect for the biotch and here’s to her going down in flames.

Hannah on August 12, 2013 at 10:22 pm

I used to like her many, many years ago but now every time I see her, I see a demon, for real.

Rhonda on November 17, 2013 at 5:14 pm

She became a billionaire by having a tv show.American capitalism is grotesque.

The Mule on September 16, 2014 at 10:00 pm

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