June 4, 2010, - 8:20 pm

MUST WATCH – HAMAS’ Love, er . . . Hate Boat: My Lyrics & Pics, Their VIDEO – Capt. Mohammed Stubing, Jihad Gopher Welcome You Aboard

By Debbie Schlussel

Since yesterday, a ton of people have been sending me the “We Con the World” video, telling me how great it is, and asking me why I haven’t put it up. Because I think it’s cheesy, amateurish, and not great, that’s why. Don’t believe the hype. Sorry, it’s not funny and not effective. When one of my friends sent it, I said a much more effective video would be something using “The Love Boat” theme song intro (written and sung by frequent Love Boat guest Paul Williams) from the classic (and awful) ’70s and ’80s ABC series. As you know, Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu was quoted as saying, the HAMAS Gaza flotilla was not “The Love Boat,” but “The Hate Boat.”


HAMAS Hate Boat & Crew (Cruise Director Julie in Burqa)

(Artwork By Master Photoshopper David Lunde/Lundesigns)

And I remembered my “Hezbollah Love Boat” lyrics and pics by David Lunde from back in 2006 when U.S. taxpayers paid for thousands of American Muslim supporters of Hezbollah to travel via cruise ship back to the U.S. guarded by U.S. Customs and Border Protection, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), and Federal Air Marshal agents. Well, before I could post my lyrics and newly done photoshops, someone did a great video of exactly what I was talking about (thanks, JIDF), but minus my very suitable lyrics which are laid out, below.

With captions:

Schlussel Lyrics for “HAMAS Hate Boat

HAMAS, exciting and (not so) new (1987).
Come aboard. We’re expecting you.
Martyrdom, life’s sweetest reward.
Let it explode, 72 dark-eyed virgins float back to you.
The Hate Boat soon will be making another Turkish run.
HAMAS Hate Boat promises jihad for everyone.


Artwork By David Lunde/Lundesigns

Set a course for allah’s terror,
Your mind on a new (HAMAS martyrs’ widow matchmaker service) romance.
Flotilla “peace” won’t hurt anymore.
The stabbings and pipe-beating sore.

Second verse:

Jihad, exciting and not so new.
Blow yourself up, allah’s expecting you.
Jihad, life’s sweetest reward.
Kill yourself, 72 virgins for you.
Jihad Boat, soon we’ll blow ourselves and Jews up
Jihad Boat, promises something for Turkey & Iran.
Set the bomb to explode.
Your mind on a new paradise.
Jihad, won’t hurt any less.
It’s an open wound on your hairy chest.

It’s jihad.
Welcome aboard, it’s jihad.

[second verse co-written by KOAJaps]

–With apologies to Paul Williams and Charles Fox, lyricists of “The Love Boat


Artwork By David Lunde/Lundesigns

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31 Responses

Actually you are wrong. Every approach is correct. Some of the audience will connect with one parody versus the other. But both are fine.
Now we need one on Helen Thomas.

pat on June 5, 2010 at 3:01 am

    I agree with Pat on the videos. Helen Thomas gives me the willies.

    hermster on June 5, 2010 at 12:17 pm

Just another Jihad Fan Club member with no sense of humor whatsoever.

Stay classy now, Jack Leeroy!

NormanF on June 5, 2010 at 8:32 am

Can I be relevant? Can I say something that will reveal my puppet masters? Remember the US Marines who were slaughtered in ’83 in their Beirut sleeptime!

Helen Thomas Needs a Burqa on June 5, 2010 at 9:33 am

Thanks for a much-needed laugh, Debbie. The lyrics and video were hilarious! “72 dark-eyed virgins float back to you….” LOL!

DS_ROCKS! on June 5, 2010 at 10:44 am

Just like you have inadequacies… and you and the female hating jihadis appear to have a lot in common for company.

What’s that old expression? Misery loves company!


NormanF on June 5, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    When the rhetoric fits, you stand convicted. Yes, just like with Israel that got no due process whatsoever. Hey, what goes around comes around.

    Right back at ya!

    NormanF on June 5, 2010 at 4:23 pm

I’d go further than the Israelis. I’d ban the importation of everything through Israel and the world cares so much about the the Gaza Arabs, they can send it through Egypt. I don’t see where Stupid Jews are obligated to take care of people who hate their guts and who wish them dead.

Incidentally, that’s from Aluf Benn at the aforementioned Hebrew Palestinian daily. Even a treasonous rag is right once in a while.

NormanF on June 5, 2010 at 4:27 pm

Those Far Leftists are 1% of the Israeli population. But they have outsize influence because they nearly control ALL of the Israeli Hebrew media, which has no diversity. Even Pravda back in the Soviet time had more diversity of opinion than Israel’s monochrome Hebrew press, in which dissenting non-leftist views are rarely allowed. Don’t you believe everything you hear in Israel.

NormanF on June 5, 2010 at 4:31 pm

Haaretz is only worth reading for its highly regarded economic supplement. Its post-Zionist views have little effect on average Israelis. I would hazard a bet that its English language website gets far more Internet traffic than its Hebrew version page!

NormanF on June 5, 2010 at 4:34 pm

not funny at all

Jamal on June 5, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    Several dead jihadists stacked up like cordwood.

    Now THAT’s funny!

    NormanF on June 5, 2010 at 6:02 pm

This is not about the boats but I had to post it up somewhere b/c it needed to be shared… sorry folks:

Seems the women in Saudi Arabia have gone from chattle to literally cattle based on the issuance of a fatwa last week. Seems the muzzies are telling lactating women to share their breastmilk with adult men. How sick are these subhumanoids. Holy cow (pun intended). Was this some additional perv thing MoHam had going on? Just when you thought his fetishes couldn’t get any worse…

GrossedOutbyFatwa on June 5, 2010 at 7:47 pm

Well… given ol Mo’s penchant for nine year olds, you’re describing guys who never progressed past the age of nine. A Muslim adult is a contradiction in terms.

NormanF on June 5, 2010 at 9:32 pm

Another excellent post, Debbie, with a caveat on the two parody videos. On those videos, I agree with pat and hermster (first two comments on this thread). I also join them in saying that hopefully, someone will do a parody of Helen Thomas as well.

JeffE on June 5, 2010 at 11:21 pm

Norman, stay classy and try to use less generalisations.

Jamal on June 6, 2010 at 3:07 am

Hey jeff k and norman f, you guys have got one hell of imaginations
I thinks you guys are stating your true inhibtions.
You guys have got pedo tendencies,pervy sick bastards,but its a lot easier to blame someone else for your dark thoughts. Get yourselves some psychological councilling and just check yourselves before you harm any kids. If I were you, I’d keep away from childrens play areas, schools, kindergartons, and anywhere where their maybe innocent children. You forgot to mention that all the sickos, wackso, child rapists, serial killers, defensive zionists (ooh, you are anti semetic, nazi, al qaeda sympathiser – I thought I’d save you the trouble) come from the so-called land of the free. You guys know shit about shit on what’s going on in the world. Maybe there’s a very good explaination for that. Your heads are so far up each other arses that its difficult to pull them out because they’ve been up there for so long, actually become a part of the furniture up there. “Muzzies this and muzzies that”, “mohammed this and mohammed that”, get of their dicks you fucking nutt jobs.
A little peace of history, when the spaniards started raping and pilleging the jews during their inquisition, it was the “muzzies” that picked your arse’s up and took you to istanbul. You need to sort out you re fucking SELECTIVE MEMORY issues.


jack leeroy on June 6, 2010 at 6:34 am

    Re: jack leeroy at 6:34 am.

    I don’t know who this “jeff k” is since I don’t see anything by him, so I’m assuming that you are talking to me. I don’t know what your problem is, but instead of all the name calling, why not just point out what it is that either NormanF or I have written that isn’t true–whether on this thread or any other–and tell us what the actual truth is instead and backing it up with facts to have a debate/discussion?

    Oh, wait a minute, you can’t because what both NormanF and I have said are unanswewrable and irrefutable, hence your name calling.

    Stay classy, jack leroy.

    JeffE on June 6, 2010 at 10:31 am

      Re: my 10:31 am post:

      Correction: the last line should read:

      Stay classy, jack leeroy.

      JeffE on June 6, 2010 at 11:19 am

Facts are facts and the facts are that Islam is basically ordering lactating new mothers to share food nature designed for babies to be shared with grown men. This is sickening beyond normalk human comprehension. The absurd statement that in doing so it makes the man a member of the family and then he won’t be tempted by the woman is warped and just shows the same illogical, perverted thinking that leads to rape victims being killed and honor killings and having sex with little kids. How can Islam be anything other than political movement born in the depravity of hell.

GrossedOutbyFatwa on June 6, 2010 at 9:16 am

This gets even sicker… it seems this breastfeeding thing is supposed to be a way to get around the fact that Muslim men can’t control themselves and see all women as nothing more than something to use for sex. “The original adult breast-feeding fatwa was issued three years ago by an Egyptian scholar at Egypt’s al-Azhar University, considered Sunni Islam’s top university. Ezzat Attiya was expelled from the university after advocating breast-feeding of men as a way to circumnavigate segregation of the sexes in Egypt.” How about they just accept the fact that women are more than blowup dolls and they start acting like humans and not angry, rutting demons?

GrossedOutbyFatwa on June 6, 2010 at 9:37 am

    If this true post a link, things are true just because you say they are. Your not DS after all.

    Pete Bone on June 6, 2010 at 2:12 pm

Is Pete Bone too stupid to use Google or look at even something like AOL News? Apparently so.

GrossedOutByFatwa on June 6, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    Not really just tired of people just saying things without being able to back it up. It is not my responsibility to back up your argument, it’s yours

    Pete Bone on June 7, 2010 at 10:13 am

We haven’t heard from Helen Thomas or Rush Limbaugh this weekend, and Mr. Limbaugh is rumored to have gotten married. Do you think…?

Mack Hall on June 6, 2010 at 9:14 pm

hitler is god

jeff p on June 6, 2010 at 11:10 pm

    Time to get your high school diploma, jeff p.

    skzion on June 7, 2010 at 10:02 am

I like this video and I loved the Caroline Glick video “we con the world” too. Both make the same great points camping on the irony of hamas being linked with the term HUMANitarian in the same sentence! As humanitarian as murdering satan himself!

They should call it barbarian aid.

BB on June 6, 2010 at 11:10 pm

Great video, now we need one for maggot-face Thomas.

Not Ovenready on June 7, 2010 at 10:41 am

No worries Leon. I’ll just buy twice as much!

Moi on June 7, 2010 at 1:33 pm

“72 virgins”? THEY ARE EACH 72 YEARS OLD AS WELL!!! HA HA HA!!!
gad, what a dumb religion…

Giborah on June 7, 2010 at 5:01 pm

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