August 22, 2006, - 9:41 am

“I’m Your Baby Tonight”: Bin Laden Wanted Menage a Qaeda w/ Whitney Houston

This is not a joke. But is sure sounds like one.
According to Kola Boof–a Sudanese woman and author who claims to be a former Osama Bin Laden sex slave–Bin Laden was obsessed with washed-up pop singer Whitney Houston and was willing to drop his “color rule” and make the Black American singer one of his wives.
Boof, who says Bin Laden raped and kept her prisoner in a Moroccan hotel, told the UK’s Daily Mail that Bin Laden even wanted to assassinate Houston’s husband, Bobby Brown.

Menage A Qaeda: Whitney on Crack, Osama & Bobby

Boof, whose book is excerpted in the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar, writes:

Osama kept coming back to Whitney Houston. He asked if I knew her personally when I lived in America. I told him I didn’t.
He said that he had a paramount desire for Whitney Houston, and although he claimed music was evil he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting with the superstar.
It didn’t seem impossible to me. He said he wanted to give Whitney Houston a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives. Whitney Houston’s name was the one that would be mention constantly.
How beautiful she was, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women’s husbands killed.

So much for Bin Laden’s phony religious fundamentalism. Boof says Bin Laden read Playboy and Star Magazine. See, guys, Islam ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. Even a man with like 11 wives still feels he needs Playboy. But while he reads it, our troops can’t have Playboy in Iraq because we wouldn’t want to offend “devout Muslims” like Bin Laden. We wonder if he’s still getting his subscriptions in the mountains and caves of Pak-ghanistan.
Fred Savage and Don Johnson watch out. Boof says Bin Laden’s favorite shows were “The Wonder Years,” “Miami Vice,” and “MacGyver.”
Question: Did Bin Laden’s Whitney Houston obsession withstand ? If it did, then we really do have questions about the terrorist-in-chief’s taste. (My review of that show .)
Hey Bin Laden, you may have wanted to meet Whitney Houston. But someone else beat you to the punch (and he didn’t have a “color rule”). . .

Nice Yarmulke:

Bobby, Whitney & Then-Israeli PM Ariel Sharon in the Evil Zionist Entity

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11 Responses

a muslim’s devotion only begins and ends with murder, the actual ‘precepts’ only seem to apply to the sort of people muslims can behead like their own women or local infidels
Osama’s own 9/11 hijackers were drinking beer and going to strip clubs. Al-Sadr’s islamic Mahdi army got funding by killing off the liquor store owners and taking over the monopoly. Hezbollah and the Taliban dealt drugs. Any terrorist organized is linked to a crime network too.
Their religion is nothing more than an excuse for killing people. This does ironically show though how involved with American pop culture Bin Laden was.

sultan_knish on August 22, 2006 at 10:04 am

Well, whaddaya know, the camel jockey is also a R-A-C-I-S-T! Doesn’t matter, the LIBERALS still love him because he’s THEIR racist.
BTW, I thought Osama bum Laden was an Islamic purist. If so, then what does that say about that “peaceful” religion called Islam?

Thee_Bruno on August 22, 2006 at 10:06 am

Islam allows a muslim male to twist everything to fit his desires. They don’t posess moral standing.

freewoman on August 22, 2006 at 12:45 pm

Could you imagine WHitney Houston having one of her legendary fists-of-fury meltdowns on that skinny, Marfan Syndrome-having, towel head?!

Yiddish Steel on August 22, 2006 at 1:29 pm

Bin Laden claims to be repelled by the West but he doesn’t mind pursuing its racier pleasures and dropping his religious strictures if they are an obstacle to enjoyment of them. Strict Islamic fundamentalism isn’t everything its cranked up to be. Even terrorists need a diversion from a life of austerity and commitment to Allah. Ironically, the despised infidels provide it for them.

NormanF on August 22, 2006 at 1:43 pm

it’s precisely the extent to which the west tempts them that muslims are outraged and angered by it

sultan_knish on August 22, 2006 at 1:54 pm

So, sultan, we have, you want what we have, you get mad that we have what you want and then blame us for having it? This is really childish thinking.

freewoman on August 22, 2006 at 2:14 pm

I’m afraid sultan_knish is right on the money. That’s EXACTLY how they think. In order to be successful in our fight against the barbarians, we need to understand how they think. What sultan said is EXACTLY how they “reason”. Remember, you’re not dealing with people who are intelligent. They are envious because while they’re still living in the 7th century, the rest of the world passed them by and live in the 21st century – and THEY, THEMSELVES are the ones to blame.

Thee_Bruno on August 22, 2006 at 4:38 pm

MAybe…just maybe Houston can get bin-Laden hooked on crack.

P. Aaron on August 22, 2006 at 4:54 pm

He wanted to assasinate Houston’s husband Bobby Brown??? That’s hysterical!!!! Get in line, Osama…..

Skippy on August 22, 2006 at 7:38 pm

Fundimental my ass! I don’t believe the Koran mentions AK-47 assault rifles but they seem to be the favorite weapon of the “devout” Muslims.

Rich B on August 22, 2006 at 11:44 pm

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