August 9, 2010, - 12:34 pm

Your Day in Islamic Natural Selection

By Debbie Schlussel

Hmmm . . . maybe Turkey shouldn’t be so worried that Israel killed 9 of its terrorists on the HAMAS Gaza Flotilla, when it seems the Turks do their own share of killing of their own just to celebrate a wedding.  Time for the world to condemn Turkey for the bloodshed of these innocent party-goers.


Religion of Peace: Funeral for Relatives Shot @ Sunday Turkish Wedding

From Hurriyet, Turkey’s English language daily newspaper:

A groom accused of accidentally killing three relatives at his wedding when he fired into the air with an assault rifle in celebration has denied the allegations, news agencies reported Monday.

Eight other relatives were wounded in the incident, which took place Sunday in Akçagöze, a village of Sehitkamil district in the southeastern province of Gaziantep.

The groom’s father, his aunt and his aunt’s daughter were all killed, the Anatolia news agency reported.

The incident reportedly occurred when the bride and groom arrived at the wedding ceremony. Groom Tevfik Altun, 25, allegedly tried to fire an AK-47 rifle into the air in an attempt to celebrate the wedding, but lost control of the weapon, firing into the crowd.

Altun and his brother Turgay Altun, 17, reportedly ran away following the shooting, but were later found by the gendarmerie in the house where they had been hiding. The groom denied the accusations as his brother took the blame, claiming he had been the one who fired the assault rifle.

The groom’s father, Arif Altun, aunt Münire Köseoglu and cousin Yasemin Köseoglu were buried in the village cemetery, Anatolia reported.

Injured victims had been taken the Gaziantep 25 Aralik Public Hospital, the Sehitkamil Public Hospital and to the Special Primer Hospital. Isminur Çiplak and Mehmet Altun were seriously wounded and their lives may still be at risk, the Dogan news agency reported.

Police officers took control of the emergency entrances into the hospitals and tried to calm family members to prevent an escalation of the situation. Videos and photographs of the wedding festivities have been seized as part of the ongoing investigation into the incident.

The common practice in Turkey of shooting off guns at weddings has caused many deaths over the years.

Hey, that’s kind of like the punchline to a joke about a shark eating 100 lawyers:   it’s a start.

And that’s Your Day in Islamic Natural Selection.

Like I always say, whenever they say it’s a clash of civilizations, they’re clearly assuming there are two actual civilizations.  And given behavior like this–which we all know is the tip of the iceberg–that’s a very fallacious assumption.

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22 Responses

Does it “hurt” to be THAT stupid?

I am glad they are “gone”.

As goes Israel - So goes the World on August 9, 2010 at 12:43 pm

Its a common practice in the Arab World to fire AK 47s at weddings as a display of macho.

When it goes haywire, the results can be tragic. Don’t look for it to disappear any time soon.

NormanF on August 9, 2010 at 12:50 pm

No doubt the UK and soon the US will decide that’s totally OK for them to be unloading firearms in a public place, no matter where they are, along with throwing shoes. After all… it’s their RELIGIOUS CULTURE. Kinda like the subhumanoid who raped his wife in NJ and was gonna get away with it at the trial level thanks to some Dhimmi-Judge buying the RELIGIOUS CULTURE defense.

ShariasCreepy on August 9, 2010 at 1:17 pm

Remember this classic?

Just another Muslim wedding.

pat on August 9, 2010 at 1:36 pm

The common practice in Turkey of shooting off guns at weddings has caused many deaths over the years.

You can’t fix stupid…

We are Phucked on August 9, 2010 at 2:15 pm

LOL!!!!! We should supply all people going to muslim weddings with AKs and hand grenades. They are so stupid they even kill each other accidentally.

Another thing, we should stop ALL training for any muslims in any country. It seems the training they already have is just the level we want them to have. How do you lose control of an AK unless you are a complete dumbass? The boy scouts have better marksmanship training than these muslims. (The groom should have looked down the barrel to see if it was still loaded)

Jarhead on August 9, 2010 at 2:18 pm

Jarhead, had the groom tested the trigger to see if there were any cartridges left in the chamber, we might have nominated him for this year’s Darwin awards. But since he didn’t remove himself from the gene pool, he’s ineligible.

The first time I heard of this practice was I believe in 1983 when the PLO was being kicked out of Lebanon. To celebrate the fact that they’d survived the war to fight (Israel) another day, guns were fired on the docks as they prepared to sail to Tunisia. Several were killed – not by direct fire as here, but because (as we all learned) “what goes up must come down”. Most of the media chose not to carry the story.

Several in Gaza have died in similar “celebrations” (and a few more from those Qassams that don’t quite make it across the border, and in the West Bank. In Israel they’re only now starting to deal with the problem, with police sometimes crashing the festivities to seize the guns.

Raymond in DC on August 9, 2010 at 3:14 pm

Ray – I agree about the Darwin award (LOL – at least they took out some other dumbasses) – but getting the bride to also check out the business end of the rifle would be even better. At least there would be one less muslim that can procreate, and the groom can get back to his bestiality. Maybe their livestock should be contaminated with some sort of VD that makes these raghead’s manhood fall off.

Jarhead on August 9, 2010 at 3:40 pm

Off subject but why in the hell is Obama selling $30 Billion of F-15s to Saudi Arabia?

CaliforniaScreaming on August 9, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    Because he is continuing a policy that goes back to both George W. Bush and George H. W. Bush, and possibly as far back as Reagan and Carter. Saudi Arabia has long been considered our ally by both political parties. Deal with it.

    Gerald on August 12, 2010 at 9:59 am

cal screaming…to block anymore sales of the Eurofighter by British Aerospace.

hill billy on August 9, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    CaliScreaming – Obama is selling them to raise money to pay off the extravagent expenses that he, the First Beotch and the rests of his minions have piled on top of the American taxpayer. He only needs to raise another $30B to pay off last year’s expenses.

    Jarhead on August 9, 2010 at 5:04 pm

in other words…a little “kiss” to Chicago based Boeing(BA) stock?

hill billy on August 9, 2010 at 5:15 pm

Well, all of those first cousin marriages do add up after awhile.

worry01 on August 9, 2010 at 9:31 pm

I haven’t laughed this good in a while. The turks are going islamic and trading secrets with Iran, yeah a lot of good will come from that. not.

Drakken on August 9, 2010 at 10:00 pm

Here’s some more muzzie marksmanship for you

Jarhead on August 9, 2010 at 11:28 pm

    Yeah. I remember the Islamic Sharp Shooter as well. Pitiful Saudi terrorist wanna be.

    pat on August 10, 2010 at 2:33 am

    Willy Bob! WIlly Bob!

    Ah, but the funniest vid was the guy who flows head over heels backwards and shrieks like a girl… can’t find the link to that one yet…

    SumDum Phool on August 10, 2010 at 3:06 pm

Heck, if they keep shooting each other like that, I’ll gladly even provide the ammo !!!
7.62 x 39 PF
The “PF” indicates the bullets are lubricated with Pork Fat.
Great bullet lube and it sends them straight to Hell….

Shootist on August 10, 2010 at 9:02 am

Well OK, since the groom lived he doesn’t qualify for the ‘Darwin Award’ but at least how about an ‘Honorable Mention’ for taking out part of the family. Pity they didn’t tear him limb from limb. He would have been the favored contender for first place.

And think, there was no liquor involved either. Imagine if the yahoos had been drunk? Pure massacre! No wonder Muhammed banned the stuff. Islam would have wiped itself out generations ago!

Hey! 🙂 Wonder if there’s someway to drop ship a few cases to their next shindig, along with a crate of that newfangled 7.62 x 39 PF ammo?

Hmmm…I think we’re on to something here!

theShadow on August 10, 2010 at 5:30 pm

My sincere condolences to the grieving families of the bereaved.

Gerald on August 12, 2010 at 10:01 am

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