August 20, 2010, - 12:06 pm

HILARIOUS Video: NFL Player Fathered How Many 3-Year-Olds? Struggles w/ Their Names

By Debbie Schlussel

HBO’s NFL reality series, “Hard Knocks,” did this interview, below, with New York Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie.  At age 26, he’s fathered eight children, only one of which was born to the woman to whom he is now married.  In the video, he not only struggles with the names of the 8 kids, but it’s apparent he’s fathered at least four three-year-olds to four different women.  Yes, the dude got four different women pregnant in one year.  And seven of his eight kids were apparently fathered in a time span of three years.  That’s an average of one kid every five months.  Two of his kids were fathered in the last year (again, they’re not twins).  He has eight kids in six different states. Again, the guy is only 26.  Yup, this is America, today: Baby Daddy (& Baby Mama) Nation. And they wonder why conservatives object to the breakdown of the American nuclear family. Um, this might be a hint:

Imagine his child support bills. Cromartie is on his way to becoming the next Travis Henry (who fathered eleven kids with ten women, whose multi-million NFL salary was mostly garnished, and who was convicted on cocaine trafficking charges and is in federal prison).

In a 2009 interview (before he fathered child #8), Cromartie said this:

“Last year my head wasn’t in there,” Cromartie said. “I was dealing with my kids and their moms. It had my mind somewhere else.”

There are a lot of directions to be pulled when you have seven kids living in five states.

Cromartie has been named in at least five paternity suits in the past two years. Wichard said all of those have been addressed.

“It’s all part of the simplification process,” [Cromartie’s agent, Gary] Wichard said. “Everyone will be taken care of.”

That’s “simplification”? Hilarious.

Part of Wichard and his team’s goal of simplifying has been to intervene with those who are making demands of Cromartie and explain the situation. Something like: If you want Antonio to truly take care of you and the kids, let him take care of himself first.

Said Cromartie: “They handle it. It’s a lot simpler.”

It’s simplification for responsibilities’ sake.

All of Cromartie’s children are under 5.

Nauseating.  Exit Questions:  How many of Antonio Cromartie’s kids will end up on public assistance?  How many of his kids will grow up to be baby daddies, themselves, or criminals or both (as is the path for many of these illegitimate kids)?

My headline says the video is “hilarious,” but it’s really very sad.  Sad for those kids, and sad for America.  He may be making millions now.  But when his NFL career is over in a few years and the money runs out, you’ll be paying for his kids .  .  . in more ways than just welfare checks.

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18 Responses

Is this guy so stupid he’s never heard of condoms? And to think this guy is allowed to vote and drive a car. What are these kids going to do when his NFL career is over? The Baby Mamas looking for a big payday are going to be facing a very inconvenient truth before too long.

DG in GA on August 20, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    I don’t think he has enough on his NFL salary to support eight kids much less than one. We all know who is going to be picking up the tab for them and it won’t be this absentee father with more hormones than brains.

    Sleeping around doesn’t make you a national role model. One thing Cromartie ain’t is The Father Of The Year. He will never win awards for it.

    NormanF on August 20, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    I heard this from very very reliable sources.
    “Most Black men refuse to wear condoms”.
    More than one African American Baby Momma has said this to me in private.
    This was right from the horses mouth.i.e. more than one African American Baby Momma.
    IT is what it is…
    Maybe that’s why he has so many kids. i.e. he refuses to wear a condom….

    Who cares? on August 20, 2010 at 8:09 pm

Why don’t these guys just get snipped? Dosen’t the agent talk to him about the financial ramifications of this sort of behavior?

adam on August 20, 2010 at 12:18 pm

Wow! Technically prostitutes would be cheaper.

Matt on August 20, 2010 at 12:22 pm

Sex without consequences. No one appears to have taught both men and women that coupling in bed has very real life-changing consequences and not just the emotional ones. If you’re not ready to have kids, don’t sleep together.

That is a lesson our Baby Daddy and Baby Mama nation should readily grasp. Kids need both a father and mother. That’s the long and short of the lesson Antonio Cromartie’s selfishness offers to the rest of us.

NormanF on August 20, 2010 at 12:24 pm

What a great guy. And where will all those registered democrats end up? Your state prison system! Yeah, with or with out that guy as a great role model, those kids are doooooomed. I remember debating a loser inmate 11 yrs ago on his choice to be a scum bag and my choice to be a responsible citizen. He actually was proud and laughing when talking about the little bastards at home. No regrets at all. And how about the baby mommas(please see ho’s)? They also couldn’t care less about the examples they set.
But the real person that needs to be dealt with is Dr. Laura and her evilness.

samurai on August 20, 2010 at 2:11 pm

Samurai, good point. If you say the traditional family is the best model for the future of our society, you’re looked at as crazy. Its safer and more politically correct to affirm any type of union (or none) will do as a way of raising up our kids. I expect to be called on for my belief anywhere and you will get grief for it.

NormanF on August 20, 2010 at 5:18 pm

Are all the women as ugly as he is? Or are the women motivated by something else entirely?

This situation reminds me of an old joke:

A wealthy, middle-aged man approached a beautiful college student and asked if she would have sex with him if he paid her a million dollars. Being a typical cash poor student, she immediately agreed. The wealthy middle-aged man then thought for a moment and asked if she would have sex with him for a hundred dollars. She became angry, looked the man up and down in disgust and retorted, “Not a chance! What do you think I am?!” The man smiled and replaied, “I’ve already established what you are. I’m just haggling over the price.”

Jew haters of Columbine on August 20, 2010 at 7:03 pm

That was dumb, jew hater. But then again look at your handle.

samurai on August 20, 2010 at 11:03 pm

It doesn’t matter if he is from the United States or Africa, they feel that they are not responsible for their actions. They are starving to death, so we feed them and get them healthy again and then they go back to screwing like rabbits and popping out future thugs. Then they are starving again because they are too stupid to take care of themselves and we again come to their rescue and start feeding them again. Anybody starting to see a pattern? I have an idea. The next time that they are starving, let them die. Let Mother Nature do her work.

Mark on August 21, 2010 at 7:42 am

    I remember when the movie BLACKHAWK DOWN came out. In a movie where food aid was the object for the militias to massacre their own people, that scene was lost on many blacks I worked with. They thought it was cool where when the Americans were on their way to arrest Aidid, the militias got to respond to the Jimmy Hendrix music. Talk about useful idiots. My black supervisor at the time exclaimed, “Oh, yeah, those m—–rs (our troops!) found out real quick, we got somefin for ya’ll,” har, har, etc! When I took issue with the dumb bitch, she forever tried to write me up and discipline me in b.s. fashion. But as with most affirmative action appointments, (and ho’s) she was too incompetent and lazy. Not to mention I was doing my job well. Truly a shame that culture is so hateful and ignorant.

    samurai on August 21, 2010 at 1:16 pm

We should introduce a fiat to ban major sports athletics from copulating with any unmarried or married female and having kids recklessly. If a sports athletic have few kids with different women, the sports organization should garnish the athletic’s wages and fine him anyway. Call it the Henry-Cromartie Rule.

Bobby'sBrain on August 21, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    Bobby, why just limit the ban to professional sports players? at least they have the money to support the poor bastards they create. that ban should be extended to anyone not possessing a minimum bachelor’s degree AND a job making a minimum $30,000 per year. we have too many welfare recips and “zero liability” people (thanks Wilkow) procreating like the world’s about to come to an end, knowing that we poor saps, i.e. taxpayers, will always be around to raise the kids they push out every ten months.

    nikki on August 23, 2010 at 3:24 pm

They already probably do for a lot of the There are some real scum bags out there with tons of little bastards running wild. It’s gotten to be so acceptable it’s weird. For all the L–D and G-d stuff Evander Holyfield used to run his mouth about, he fathered an outrageous number of kids with no repercussions. I remember watching or reading where Lennox Lewis was criticised for bringing the fact up! I had to hand it to Lewis. He wasn’t buying the bull and didn’t dress it I’m guessing this guy wasn’t going to college on an academic scholarship before going

samurai on August 22, 2010 at 11:01 am

While it is totally ridiculous that this one fool has procreated to such an irresponsible extent (let’s thank God he’s not on welfare. at least it’ll be HIM paying for these kids, not US), why not blame the dumb-ass bitches who had sex with this jackass without using birth control pills????? why blame him? if he refuses to wear a condom, then the stupid heifers he’s dicking should likewise refuse to have sex with him. THEY’RE the ones who have to carry and take care of a baby when they get knocked up, not him. and if they really don’t want any children, then it’s up to THEM to prevent the pregnancy, not this football-throwing ignoramus. How about we stop blaming MEN for unwanted pregnancies and start placing the blame on the dumb-ass women who allow themselves to get knocked up in the first damn place???

nikki on August 23, 2010 at 3:16 pm

Cromartie??? Isn’t that a terminator? 😮

Psycho Phreak on August 24, 2010 at 12:33 pm

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