November 17, 2006, - 2:23 pm

Sheila Jackson Crazee: Good News for ICE Princess; Bad For America, ICE Agents

By Debbie Schlussel
We’ve heard rumors that Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) chieftess, Julie L. Myers a/k/a “The ICE Princess,” is on the chopping block. But if she doesn’t go–of her own volition after having her expected baby or by forced “resignation”–she’s sitting in the catbird seat. If the Democrats fall for her and Bush’s scam of claiming that her unworthy recess appointment lasts until 2009, and not December of this year, she’ll have an easy ride. Why?
Well, do the three names, Sheila Jackson Lee, mean anything to you? She’s the nutcase Congresswoman from Texas we’ve had a lot of fun with ever since her election to Congress. Unfortunately, the fun for us may end soon, with her likely chairmanship of the House Immigration Subcommittee, today’s Wall Street Journal “Washington Wire” reports.


Sheila Jackson Lee: “Yeah! My Team From Mars Won the WNBA Title”

Although California Rep. Zoe Lofgren is expected to challenge her, Jackson Lee is in line for the job and will likely get it. Otherwise cries of racism will abound, and Nancy Facelift Pelosi doesn’t want that.
Since Jackson Lee is clueless in her extremism, expect The ICE Princess to get away with the cornucopia of incompetence she’s displayed thus far, and much, much more.
In case you forgot, Jackson Lee is the one who asked whether the Mars Pathfinder would be able to get a picture of the flag the astronauts planted there. Yup, she actually thought that Neil Armstrong landed on Mars, not the Moon. And don’t forget her other utterances of absurdity. A Black woman, she once complained that the names of hurricanes were “too lily White.” One Hurricane LaToya, comin’ right up.
And Jackson Lee is a fan of HAMAS-front group CAIR, always taking up the Islamist cause. Picking up Muslim illegal aliens will now be as out in the rest of the U.S. as it is in Michigan under Abu Moskowitz.

Sheila Jackson Lee & Her Friends

Don’t expect Sheila Jackson Lee to call The ICE Princess to the carpet on anything. Instead, she’ll probably ask her: Girlfriend, why isn’t a lily White chick like you doing anything about the illegal aliens on Mars? We’re sure Myers, the ultimate BSer, will tell her about all the great things that ICE agents have achieved, under “her” leadership on Mars.
Very clueless. Our country is doomed.
LoneStarTimes has a Sheila Jackson Lee photo gallery that is worth a look.

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6 Responses

This woman, Sheila Jackson Lee, reminds me of Cynthia McKinney, remember her?
Well, that’s what you get, America. These are the people you voted for. Bear the consequences.
Nobody is to blame but the idiots who cast their ballots in favor of people like Sheila and Cynthia.
The clueless and the idiots are the American people.

Independent Conservative on November 17, 2006 at 7:48 pm

The Radical Left DemonRats will lead this country to hell and leave it there. 9/11 was not enough to wake up half of America. What will it take to make them see reality?

FreethinkerNY on November 17, 2006 at 9:08 pm

I agree with your assesment of Wacko Jackson Lee. This woman has no business in a leadership roll. Ms Nancy is supposedly looking to the middle, so it it will be a bell weather if Lee gets Chairmanship of anything but the Hotel Silly Commitee.
If the Dems can’t keep these lunatics on the fringes of relevence, their 06 triumph is doomed. My gut says Nancy knows that. Lets hope so.
On the other hand, die hard Neo Cons must be hoping for lunatic appointments to chair commitees. It’s one sure way to send the middle flocking back to the Repubs.

Johnny Two Dog on November 17, 2006 at 9:53 pm

I think that Sheila Jackson Lee is schizophrenic – she can look and sound just as sane as the rest of us one minute, and then turn right around and say THE most astounding things!
And if I see GW Bush kiss her on the cheek on his way into deliver The State of the Union Address ONE MORE TIME, I think I’ll vomit. You HAVE noticed how she ALWAYS positions herself right on the aisle to do just that, eh? She grabs, hugs, and holds as well as any pro hockey player. Excpet THEY then throw punches, NOT play kissy-face. (sigh)

Rocketman on November 18, 2006 at 12:15 pm

Lol- Nancy ‘face-lift’ Pelosi- I was thinking more ‘Nancy ‘face-abortion’ Pelosi myself. Rocketman- While it is nauseating to watch President Bush kiss her- the old saying comes to mind, ‘keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer’
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CottShop on November 18, 2006 at 1:59 pm

I weighed in at 194 lbsmand now am 176 lbs. ,

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