November 20, 2006, - 10:35 am

Girlie-Man Nation: New Blond Bond Inspires Men to Bleach Hair

By Debbie Schlussel
There’s a reason there’s no such phrase as “Tall, Frosted, and Handsome.”
Unfortunately, AP reports that the new Blond (or, in his case, is that Blonde?) James Bond, Daniel Craig, has inspired more men than ever to “get James Bond’s look” and bleach their hair. And that so many men are already frosting their hair.
Eeuuw. A nation of Ryan Seacrests is not a good thing. Nothing against real blond men. Just the ones who go to a salon. They need to go on an exploratory mission to search for their lost testosterone.


New Bond Daniel Craig & Ryan Seacrest:

Blonde Ambition Not For Men

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2 Responses

OK, Debbie… That’s just not fair! Posting a picture of that limp-wristed fayyyag, Ryan Seacrest for ridicule is like offering free government-grade marijuana to a hippie!

Yiddish Steel on November 20, 2006 at 12:13 pm

How utterly stupid and homophobic to post such an ignorant article. Ms.Schlussel may not like a bleach blond man, but I assure you there are many out there that do….male and female!

Saint on February 11, 2011 at 8:42 pm

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