January 19, 2007, - 4:13 pm

Another Reason for Her to Go: Immigration Chieftess’ Husband Gets Kansas City Appointment

By Debbie Schlussel
Earlier this week, President Bush nominated John Wood for the position of U.S. Attorney in Kansas City. Wood a/k/a “Mr. ICE Princess,” the husband of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Chieftess Julie L. Myers a/k/a “The ICE Princess.”
Wood was previously Chief of Staff to Homeland Security chief Michael Chertoff a/k/a “Mr. Burns.” Don’t these two EVER get off the public dole? You’ve heard of welfare. Meet Mr. & Mrs. Cronyfare.
If Wood is confirmed, and he probably will be, he will be living in Kansas City. He and Myers are the parents of a new baby.
Since Myers is supposed to be working a long workday to head up enforcement of our nations immigration laws, we wonder who will be raising the baby.


Family Affair: Homeland Security’s John Wood, Julie Myers & Company

(Artwork by David Lunde/Lundesigns)

Hmmm . . . father of the baby halfway across the country. Mother of the baby pretending to work long hours pretending to enforce immigration laws. Something (and someone) will suffer. And it ain’t Mr. & Mrs. ICE Princess.
It’ll be the kid and anyone who thinks we should actually enforce immigration laws. More like both. Look for that kid to be raised by a nanny. And look for our immigration laws to be enforced even less.
We’re hoping the Democrats finally grill and discard this incompetent. “Kansas City Here I Come” should be the theme song for the whole ICE Princess family.
In other ICE Princess family crony news, her uncle, retired General Richard Myers–who’s helped her get this and a lot of other jobs–was appointed to a silly new “External Advisory Board” by CIA Director Michael Hayden.
We call it silly because Hayden also picked one of the biggest failures in CEO-dom, Carly Fiorina. She was ousted as CEO of Hewlett-Packard after her recommended merger with Compaq was a huge flop. But she got $21 million in a nice golden parachute to go with the ouster. Please keep her away from the CIA.
Look for him to try to get The ICE Princess a job with the CIA, too. Nepotism is great. Especially when you’re related.

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10 Responses

I’m betting she gets an illegal alien nanny to diaper and feed the spawn.

MarySJ on January 19, 2007 at 4:43 pm

I hope these next two years go by quickly. Perhaps Congress can write a law against this sort of shit and I mean it, stinky horseshit from ever happening again.

Islamsnotforme on January 19, 2007 at 6:55 pm

Debbie, the ICE baby should have a lot of well heeled company in group therapy. I’ve noticed that most wealthy families hire nannies to raise their kids. It’s a real sad sight to see.

Anonymous1 on January 20, 2007 at 6:55 pm

Debbie, have you seen this yet?
Law would make Minutemen guilty of ‘domestic terrorism’

feralcat9 on January 21, 2007 at 12:22 pm

Isn’t Kansas the endpoint for the NAFTA superhighway? I wonder what the value of positioninig a loyalist there is?

member_right_wing_conspiracy on January 21, 2007 at 9:32 pm

You are absolutely right – right_wing.
It is where the inland/hub/port will be for all those imported goods coming in from Mexico.
At least three ports on Mexico’s pacific coast are being built by China. The cargo will then be shipped via truck or rail thru TX to the hub in KC.
The “good” news is that the US taxpayers are paying $3 million for Mexico, creating a special Customs office in Kansas City, the hub of the new system.
Red China Opens NAFTA Ports in Mexico
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php? id=16077

feduptoo on January 22, 2007 at 7:31 am

She seems like she is pretty nice though.

darrellsmithlaw on June 29, 2010 at 5:30 pm

Thanks for the post! I can’t believe this is really happening.

Tobler Law on September 13, 2010 at 11:21 am

Minutemen guilty of Domestic Violence? Preposterous.

Fuller Law Online on November 4, 2010 at 4:12 pm

That is really how it is. Attorney’s and doctors, and actors really hire out to raise their kids but then when they do that the kids aren’t even theirs anymore.

Justin Jordan on August 7, 2012 at 11:45 am

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