November 17, 2010, - 4:51 pm

BARF: Bristol Palin Does Dumb Video w/ the Situation

By Debbie Schlussel

Ugggh.  Just when you thought the Palins couldn’t get any lower (well, actually, let’s face it, we all know they’ll do anything for fame and money), we get “served” with this completely annoying, phony, hypocritical video Bristol Palin made for money.  We all know that pre-coaching and pre-money, Bristol Palin–whose only claim to fame is that she’s a slutty teenager who got pregnant and had an illegitimate kid, just like every Quanesha and LaJennifrella in urban America–said she believes abstinence doesn’t work.  But, right after that, she and her faux-conservative mom found a way to grub hundreds of thousands of dollars from Candies shoes, and she suddenly embraced abstinence.  Now, she’s doing this stupid video, below, with Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, a guy whose claim to fame on Jersey Shore is sleeping with different garbagette each night and going to what’s known as the “smush room.” Cha-ching. Yup, there’s something in the Wasilla water. Even the most crack-addicted, two-bit whore has her limits. But not the Palins, who know know no shame if the price is right. Uh-huh, that’s conservative . . . if you’re a moron.

Reader California Screaming:

Don’t you think there is a little something wrong with Bristol Palin’s abstinence PSA? Now, Miss Family Values’ [Sarah Palin’s] daughter is with “The Situation”? She is doing a PSA about abstinence with a notorious womanizer and flirting with him? WTF??!! And the condoms at the end??

In the comments section, he adds:





Exactly. But no worries. The Palinmessiah crowd would excuse murder, rape, and torture . . . if the Palins committed it.

Oh, and as for the fact that she’ll win “Dancing With the Stars” despite being the worst dancer and the biggest stretch for a “star,” well that’s the thing about “democracy”–it doesn’t always work.  Extremist Muslims in Iraq vote in Iranian-backed Shi’ites in droves.  And blind-faith tea party zombies vote in droves for the worst dancer on a stupid television show. They are no different than the morons who voted for Barack Obama–the morons who will give us four more years of him, when they give Bristol’s incompetent mother the Republican nomination.

Like I said, this girl is “famous” for two reasons only: She emerged from the right vagina and then had an illegitimate kid emerge from her own. If that’s stardom, G-d pity this sorry country. Sadly it is. The woman is hardly different from Paris Hilton, but for the fact that Paris Hilton produced a video as proof of her sexual exploits and Bristol Palin produced a baby as proof of hers.

By the way, the dumb “Situation” video was made by Funny or Die. I vote, Die.

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20 Responses

Kudos, Debbie! I vote Die!

I just don’t see what people find so attractive about BabyMama Palin and her single daughter with an illegitimate kid.

If those are representatives of conservatism in this country today, then this country is in sad shape indeed.

Who cares about a stupid show voting for someone who can’t dance?

That’s akin to say Obama is a good President.

Just what America needs: More Dumbing Down!

NormanF on November 17, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    There are many “PUMA’s” who would really like to see a woman president. But they are not Gloria Steinem/Upper West Side feminists. They are National Enquirer/People magazine feminists.

    ari-free on November 18, 2010 at 1:49 am





CaliforniaScreaming on November 17, 2010 at 5:59 pm

There goes two minutes of my life i’ll never get back. Waisted on those two unholy situations.

Anthony on November 17, 2010 at 6:32 pm

You’d be right she is no different than a lot of other teen moms except that she’s Sarah Palin’s daughter. She even called Levi her baby daddy. Now she along with her sister Willow had a publicized facebook fight with some guy that criticized their TLC show… It was like watching an episode right out of Jerry Springer. Sad!

col on November 17, 2010 at 6:35 pm

Ugh. I wish I could enjoy all the Liberals with their brains exploding over BP still in the game on DWTS, but I dislike this foolish girl so much.

As previously stated, I am NOT a Palin hater and I think she gets legitimate criticism here. The Left just look like lunatics because they say all this crap, but it never pans out as truthful. And they never say the stuff that is said here.

But BP is a very strange chick. The way she has embarrassed her Mum just has me scratching my head. I just want her to go away.

Her relationship with her Mum is very weird and is not healthy at all. I don’t know who is worse, she or Megan McCain!

Skunky on November 17, 2010 at 8:08 pm

Spaceship, you are what Debbie described as a “Palinmessiahite”, since Ms. Palin mentioned that she may run for the presidency, I assume you think she’s going to beat Obama two years from now. If she wins the GOP primary, then the Republicans are burned-toast for a number of years because of a nomination like that. And I’ve seldomly heard Palin mention our problems with illegal-immigration, speaking of which, this lady supported a woman from NH a few months ago who supports 20-30 million illegal aliens in this country, that’s conservative for you?

And speaking of which, I think their reality show is a waste of time, I just hope that the Duggar family don’t invite Ms. Palin to their place in Arkansas, or if the Duggar’s visit Alaska to see the Palin’s, if something like occur, then that’s it for me with the Duggar family!

“A nation is identified by it’s borders, language & culture!”

Sean R. on November 17, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    “And I’ve seldomly heard Palin mention our problems with illegal-immigration”

    She did on the TLC show! She pointed to a wooden fence that they put up to block their new neighbor (apparently a reporter) from spying on them.

    ari-free on November 18, 2010 at 7:56 pm

You know what Skunky, I to do NOT hate Sarah Palin, I think she’s a nice, respectful person with decent politics, but unfortunately for her, she’s “unelectable” and can’t beat Obama or Hillary Clinton for that matter. To all of you Palin hacks, this is not a partisan website that carries the water for the GOP, Debbie is being critical towards Palin on her actions, issues, etc., she’s NOT being a hater towards the Palin’s! I assume Debbie think’s that Sarah Palin is a nice person, but Debbie is not too impressed with Palin on what she stands for (which I think is nothing).

“A nation is identified by it’s borders, language & culture!”

Sean R. on November 17, 2010 at 8:26 pm

Is it just me, or does “The Situation” sound like a name that might be useful should anybody ever decide to expand upon Abbott & Costello’s “Who’s On First” routine? You could put him out in left field in case “I Don’t Give A Darn” (the shortstop) fails to catch the ball:

“The Situation is looking grim!”
“I don’t know, I think he’s still happy enough to throw the ball to the catcher, Where.”
“Where what?”
“No, What’s on second, Where’s the catcher.”
“I assume he’s at home plate, but What’s his name?”
“No, and I repeat, What’s our 2nd bassman. Where’s our catcher”
“One question at a time!”
“Oh, he’s our center fielder.”

Irving on November 17, 2010 at 9:34 pm

“But don’t you see? She’s pushing for abstinence in that PSA!”-Palinbot

ari-free on November 17, 2010 at 10:45 pm

From AP: Sarah Palin isn’t done with Levi Johnston. And she isn’t crazy about “American Idol,” either.

The former Alaska governor and GOP vice presidential candidate writes in her new book that it was “disgusting” to watch Johnston, the estranged father of her grandson, exploit his sudden fame after she was chosen as U.S. Sen. John McCain’s running mate in the 2008 election. She alleges that he was absent when her daughter Bristol Palin gave birth to Tripp and that he disgraced himself by repeatedly criticizing the Palins.

“Of course, we all had to bite our tongues — more than once — as Tripp’s father went on a media tour through Hollywood and New York, spreading untruths and exaggerated rhetoric,” Palin writes. “It was disgusting to watch as his fifteen minutes of fame were exploited by supposed adults taking advantage of a lost kid.”
Bristol Palin has been featured on ABC’s “Dancing With the Stars,” but Sarah Palin has a few words for Fox’s “American Idol.” She refers to “talent-deprived” contestants who suffer from “the cult of self-esteem.”

“No one they have encountered in their lives — from their parents to their teachers to their president — wanted them to feel bad by hearing the truth,” she writes. “So they grew up convinced that they could become big pop stars like Michael Jackson.”

AF: Thanks for this. That’s hilarious. While I’m no fan of “American Idol,” the kids who make it to Hollywood all have more talent in a single vocal cord than Sarah Palin has in her entire body. But she beats them all out–combined–in the category of excessive self-esteem. Pot. Kettle. Black. And laughing all the way to the bank at the lumpenconsevatariat who blindly gush over her every idiocy. DS

ari-free on November 17, 2010 at 10:57 pm

    Debbie, while we’re on the subject of self-esteem, the other person who has the highest degree of self-regard is our President. He and Palin both think they are the smartest people in the room.

    What they really are is morons. We have figured it out. Americans seem to be getting it about Obama and let’s hope they catch on to Palin.

    NormanF on November 18, 2010 at 3:33 am

    Then there is the issue of Sarah Palin’s Alaska show on TLC. It’s supposed to be Alaska but it turned into something very very weird.

    ari-free on November 18, 2010 at 4:31 am

Never cared for DWTS. They lowered themselves, and the definition of “star” by accepting Bristol Palin onto their program. Now, I hope she wins. It would serve them right. They decided to flirt with the family that is making a mockery of conservatism. Now the Palins and their zombies are making a mockery of their program. Let them crown a champion who can’t dance as a result, just another embarrassment in the boring mess of minimal talent that is “reality television.”

Brian R. on November 17, 2010 at 11:09 pm

    “Reality” TV is low IQ TV. It came up with that stupid public marriage proposal scheme Debbie declined to host when it came out awhile back.

    Minimal talent? You watch stuff like that only if you want to escape reality and its so sadly misnamed.

    NormanF on November 18, 2010 at 3:36 am

There are no words.

Jo on November 18, 2010 at 12:32 am

I think the best policy is to give that family less attention and print generally. Sarah Palin and her clan should have vanished into deserved obscurity a year ago, Her greatest talent is to generate publicity, which serves her interests whether it it good or bad.

Worry01 on November 18, 2010 at 12:37 pm

That’s true. They are living the life of the rich and famous. Can’t speak to the famous part though.

NormanF on November 18, 2010 at 1:59 pm

Its disgusting that if you say anything about Palin, American ‘conservatives’ act just like the leftists did with Obama.
Its dispicible.

Palin will give us Obama again.

MAD JEWESS on November 28, 2010 at 11:43 pm

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