September 2, 2005, - 5:35 pm

Total Phony: Palestinian Terrorism Fan Angelina Jolie Gives $0, Criticizes U.S. Hurricaid; Gets Telethon Face-Time PR

By Debbie Schlussel
Compare with fool Angelina Jolie. The former is a generous foreigner, who realizes that America gave her good fortune. Dion , yesterday, to Hurricaid.
The latter, not-so-Jolie, is supposed to be an American–and seems to have forgotten that.
She didn’t give any $s to Hurricaid, the way she does for Palestinian kids in Jordan who sing of taking revenge on Jews (about which she lovingly wrote in her smarmy U.N. diary). But non-angelic Angelina has no problem spouting off and criticizing U.S. rescue and relief efforts. And–how helpful–she wrote whining letters to Members of Congress about it. Where’s that bizarre husband-stealer’s checkbook that usually opens so fast for those in Islamic nations?
Yes, Jolie participated in a 1-hour televised fundraiser on Thursday in New York, but the multi-millionairess gave $0 of her own money (had she given a dime, she and her publicists would make sure we knew)–and she did so only after Robert De Niro shut down the set of the movie she was working on and told her to do it.

Not Jolie: Anti-America Angelina is quick to attend Islamist Hate-Fests for kids and extend help. Hurricane Katrina’s victimized kids? Very little.

Then, there’s Jolie’s biggest “contribution” to Hurricaid, the same as she always seems to “contribute” to America–attacks on it.
Angelina Jolie never misses an opportunity –whether it’s attacking us for not providing illegal aliens with lawyers to fight deportation from our country, or attacking U.S. detention facilities for illegal alien children (where conditions are better than the kids ever had it). But this skank-asaurus has taken few opportunities to help the country that made her a star and gave her a life of luxury–America.
She could learn a thing or two from Celine Dion, who donated a million and joined it with best wishes for America, not whines and attacks. But Dion has class.
This woman, Jolie, on the other hand, is a phony with a pretty veneer and an ugly agenda. She says she wants to go visit “Palestine,” soon. Please, Angelina Jolie, go visit.
And don’t come back.

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9 Responses

Angelina Jolie who?

KOAJaps on September 2, 2005 at 8:37 pm

So debbie, from entertainment to politics, what can we do? Boycott Angelina and her flicks of course, but what of the politicians? What can we do?

KOAJaps on September 2, 2005 at 8:49 pm

Who elected Trampelina Jokie?
From one of the linked articles La Deb provided, “Jolie said she has sent letters to members of Congress and the White House asking them to increase the speed of the federal response.”
Golly, gee whiz, thank you Miss Obvious Jokie. What a brilliant idea! Pope Trampelina says we should speed up the response so we should get on it, pronto. Nobody ever thought of that.
When is Trampelina Jokie, Susan Sarawrap, and the other hippie libs publishing their cures for aids and cancer?

The_Man on September 3, 2005 at 12:22 am

all i know is that if angelina were any hotter she would spontaneously combust. we need to organize a learn in for her, teaching her the histroy of israel, the joys of yiddish, dating men with jewish nicknames, etc. i say let’s mold her, not scold her.

shleppy on September 3, 2005 at 8:09 pm

Celine Dion donates aid for New Orleans, but…

Debbie Schlussel reports that Canadian singer Celine Dion has donated $1 million in aid for victims of Katrina in Louisiana and Mississipi, but that Angelina Jolie and Oprah Winfrey don’t seem to have followed suit.

Tel-Chai Nation on September 4, 2005 at 11:06 am

I got a little Matzah Ball Bukakke for Angelina Jolie. The more the bitch talks, the ;ess she will produce at the box office. Give a little credit to American Consumers here: We’re not all dumb.

Yiddish Steel on September 5, 2005 at 7:19 pm

Oh my god debbie i jus have one question for you?
when was the last time you had you clit massaged by your gf
coz seriously you seem so pissed dont blame hot,sexy angie for you not been fucked
go you dumb jew get a life write about somthing that people really care about
so yea shalom hun

Gabriel on March 7, 2008 at 9:10 am

why do you feel so strongly against angie? she is an angel in the eyes of those palestinian children who were robbed of their land, whose parents were killed by the israeli occupiers of their land, by those children whose brothers and sisters were killed by israeli bullets and bombs. I think she is doing a great job. why should anyone symaphize with a nation who has built their homes on occupied land. Israelis are the terrorists. Not the poor arabs who were forced off their own land, their own farms, their own cities. Look up the word terrorist, it means zionist!

solibu on May 12, 2011 at 6:47 am

    I emphatically agree with Solibu. Also, lest we forget, Is-ra-el attacked, with malice and aforethought, the USS Liberty which was a WAR CRIME.

    Is-ra-el is a rogue state, an Invader, a False Flag operator and an Apartheid State. Period.

    babette on June 11, 2012 at 9:54 am

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