November 27, 2007, - 2:19 pm

Small Town Girl Breaks Up w/MySpace Palestinian Muzzie Boyfriend, As Brought to You by Dr. Phil and K-Y

By Debbie Schlussel
A ton of readers are sending me the AP story about how small-town Michigan teen Katherine Lester broke up with her Muslim Palestinian MySpace boyfriend, Abdullah Psycho” a/k/a Abdullah Jimzawi a/k/a Abdullah Jinzawi. But I already know. I had the sadomasochist experience of watching part 3 of this silly saga on the annoying “Dr. Phil” show. This idiotette broke up with Mr. Psycho on the show. Oh, and the main advertiser was “K-Y Tingling Sensation” (no lie). How apropos.
As you know, I’ve been on top of this story (here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here), since it began, last year. And I even received a “love letter” from the stepmother portion of the parents that pimped her out to glamorous press interviews galore.


Dr. Phil Meets Katherine Lester:

From Cute Small-Town Teen Girl to Islamic Palestinian Brainwash-ette


I’m beginning, however, to regret that I lamented this relationship, and I now think many readers/commenters were right. Let him have this idiot. Frankly, after watching three episodes of this selfish, spoiled, very stupid girl and her moronic family who allowed this to happen in the first place, I really wish she had stayed with Jimzawi/Jinzawi, had kids, and further lowered the IQ and coping skills of future generations of Palestinians. They deserve each other.
Most maddening was watching this total scumbag with a Texas drawl, Dr. Phil, going on and on and on about “Me, Me, Me.” “I went through a lot to get you escorts out of the dangerous Gaza strip,” he lectured her THREE times. Um, for the third time from me, Jericho (where she was) is in Israel (the so-called “West Bank”), you idiot. It is nowhere near Gaza, dummy. Read a paper.
I can’t express enough how much I detest this guy. He was going on and on and on and on and on about how he rescued this idiotic girl from her Muslim boyfriend. And how he had 20 staffers working on it at all hours of the night. BFD. You have 20 staffers you pay almost nothing and severely abuse (and don’t pay overtime to–a friend of mine worked for him, so I know) working on it. You wanna medal for that? Dr. Phil, America’s new Knight in Shining (Self-)Amour.
And, for the third episode, Phil McGraw and his staffers went out of their way to completely whitewash Islam out of it. If you looked really close, you could see a tiny sliver of Abdullah Psycho’s mother and her hijab-encrusted head. But clearly, that and any other hints that this guy and his family are religious Muslims was completely edited out and thrown on the cutting room floor. Because I’m sure that this Muslim Palestinian boyfriend’s religion and heritage has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that he kicked her, bit her, and whipped her with a belt (he admitted to all except the biting). And I’m sure it had nothing to do with his admission that he threatened to torture the girl’s family. Muslims would nevah evah threaten to do that, let alone actually perpetrate torture.
Also love how Dr. Phil won’t acknowledge the existence of Israel. Maybe he should have received an invitation to the Annapolis Peace Conference, since he now qualifies. He kept referring about “Tel Aviv Airport.” Um, it’s BEN GURION Airport. There is no “Tel Aviv Airport.” So, why does Dr. Phil insist on calling the place by a fictional, post-Israel moniker? And to Dr. Phil, Ph.D. there is no Israel, only “Palestine.” He repeatedly uttered the latter, never the former.
Before this, I felt bad for Katherine Lester’s real mother, Shawn Lester, who was against this relationship, unlike Lester’s father, Terry Lester, and stepmother, Krista Lester (who are mostly to blame for encouraging this relationship and pimping her out on endless interviews). But, after watching three episodes of these people on Dr. Phil, not as much. Clearly, the woman spoiled this girl so much and didn’t teach her a thing about Muslims or Palestinians. She shouldn’t be surprised that any of this happened.
I did, however, feel bad that they subjected themselves to Dr. Phil’s sickeningly phony moralizing lectures. This guy wears the crown of self-indignance. Again, I cannot stand this guy. If you can, you’ve failed the national IQ test.
Only good part of the show: When that patronizing creep, Dr. Phil, took a break from verbalizing repeated self-congratulation and said to the girl: You’ve met an American boy that you like. . . . And that’s a good thing.
Um, at this point, I’m not so sure it’s good (for the American boy).
Moral of the story: When Seventeen Magazine tells your daughter or niece about “Online Love: Make It Work,” this is how it really “works.”
And Dr. Phil’s 20 staffers won’t “rescue” her, while also whitewashing Islam and Palestinians and never looking at a fricking map.

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7 Responses

Thanks for exposing the Jerry Springer imposter.

Frank Laughter on November 27, 2007 at 3:23 pm

I’m just a bit relieved Kathrine Lester is safe now. There are many girls out there like her get ensnared in these relationships and not all of them are lucky enough to break away from these abusive courtships. At least she should be thankful to be alive enough to leave Jericho,a miracle unto itself. Girls of such who enter P.A. controlled territories or any Muslim country are unable to leave.

Jew Chick on November 27, 2007 at 3:37 pm

How in the hell did she get out of Jericho in the first place? That’s really surprising.
I sort of liked Dr. Phil until I saw the show he did with MaryBeth Whitehead, that psychopathic moron who agreed to be a surrogate mother and then proceeded to torture the couple for the rest of their lives by refusing to give the baby up. He was totally sympathetic to her and claims that he “knew she didn’t mean it” when she threatened to kill the baby while on a phone call to the father. That was the end of Dr. Phil as far as I was concerned. You’re so right, Debbie: he is an over inflated windbag. I cannot BELIEVE that he keeps making such inaccurate remarks about Israel’s geography. Good golly. Doesn’t he have people on staff who can help him out with that stuff?
As for this stupid, stupid girl, oy. I’d have left her there until she signed a statement swearing to spend the next 15 years of her life speaking out against the evils of Islam.

AmericanJewess on November 27, 2007 at 3:48 pm

Pathetic Jerry Springer dimwits all around. Only the Muslim seems to know what he was doing (getting himself a free ticket to come to America and commit Jihad). Yeah, I’m glad she “saw the light” and left the terrorist, but she so richly deserved to live out her long, painful life in “Palestine” dressed head-to-toe in black, 24/7/365, subject to being beaten, tortured or killed at the whim of her “man.” That’d be punishment enough for a serial murderer, much less some dumb kid from small-town America who so obviously knows NOTHING whatsoever about what’s going on in the real world.

theendisnear on November 27, 2007 at 4:17 pm

I can’t really say I care about this white trash girl breaking up with the A-rab. I guarantee she’ll find another A-rab to latch on to. She’s that type. Is she getting a Lifetime telemovie out of the fiasco?

lexi on November 27, 2007 at 5:18 pm

We get it, you’re a genius because you know geography of Israel. We get it, you’re smarter than Dr Phil. We get it, your friend worked for Dr Phil. The fact is, Phil was smart enough to make himself into a brand and make a gazillion dollars.

Britz on January 14, 2013 at 1:54 pm

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